Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting...

By Radioo - 18/1/2010 09:00 - United States

Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML

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By hedgehogs | 0

#782221 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:16

Assuming that you knew this was a problem, why the hell were you keeping your rabbit in an area where he could continue eating it?

Poor rabbit.

By perdix | 29

#782366 - Monday 18 January 2010 17:19

Shame on you! You should get a boyfriend to munch your carpet, not a little bunny.

You're going to have a hard time getting a guy interested in your patchy carpet, so you should probably just shave "down there" and start all over again.

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By myliferox247 | 0

#782199 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:10

lol

LightWater | 0

#783323 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:33

Eat the rabbit. Rabbit is tasty.

krnmafia92 | 0

#783391 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:08

It's a carpet-filled rabbit. Do you like ingesting carpet?

LightWater | 0

#783400 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:12

No, but I would imagine that as I tend to eat muscle, rather than the gastrointestinal tract of the animals I consume that this would be less of an issue.

peace7love2FML | 0

#974921 - Tuesday 6 April 2010 3:37

Thatss Nasty.

minnieminroe | 0

#988407 - Wednesday 5 May 2010 0:47

stupid rabbit

mexicutioner123 | 0

#2411759 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:36

silly wabbit

schpanki | 11

#2976049 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:03

Today, I was casually eating a carpet when I started to feel funny. I later discovered that rabbits cant eat carpets. I'm a rabbit. FML.

By hedgehogs | 0

#782221 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:16

Assuming that you knew this was a problem, why the hell were you keeping your rabbit in an area where he could continue eating it?

Poor rabbit.

beachycat | 0

#782250 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:24

This. Why wasn't the rabbit in the cage? This could have been easily prevented

Katherinemma87 | 0

#782679 - Monday 18 January 2010 20:15

They coulda let it out for an afternoon and not noticed that it was snacking at the carpet till too late.

By firecopy | 6

#782228 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:18

carpet?

riax | 9

#4489010 - Sunday 27 May 2012 21:14

Yes, the soft thing that we sometimes walk on

By cazzieeee | 0

#782232 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:19

this is terrible. I'm sorry :(

By YoungE | 0

#782252 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:24

in tha rabbits defense, it knew no better, for the OP there is none

By elishaax | 0

#782253 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:24

poor rabbit D; fyl

By Julianneisasmurf | 0

#782281 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:39

aww that totally sucks :( RIP rabbit :

By Vurban | 0

#782288 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:42

Carpetmuncher. =)
Sorry bout your rabbit though.

By Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#782294 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:46

A rabbit munching carpet...

I just had a great idea for a porn movie!

Boddmon | 0

#782302 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:49

I'll be the rabbit!

JulzKay | 0

#783690 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:10

Yes, I definitely thought of a sexual innuendo when I saw this, too. O_O

By BlueTwist89 | 0

#782304 - Monday 18 January 2010 16:50

Wow, you totally deserve this. You should've been watching your rabbit. If you saw him eating the carpet you should've stopped him. Also, you can give I'm sure there was something you could have given your rabbit that was similar to exlax. Next time try not to be so negligent. Poor rabbit :(.