Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
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myliferox247
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lol
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LightWater
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Eat the rabbit. Rabbit is tasty.
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krnmafia92
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It's a carpet-filled rabbit. Do you like ingesting carpet?
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LightWater
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No, but I would imagine that as I tend to eat muscle, rather than the gastrointestinal tract of the animals I consume that this would be less of an issue.
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peace7love2FML
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Thatss Nasty.
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minnieminroe
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stupid rabbit
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mexicutioner123
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silly wabbit
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schpanki
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Today, I was casually eating a carpet when I started to feel funny. I later discovered that rabbits cant eat carpets. I'm a rabbit. FML.
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hedgehogs
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Assuming that you knew this was a problem, why the hell were you keeping your rabbit in an area where he could continue eating it?
Poor rabbit.
Poor rabbit.
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beachycat
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This. Why wasn't the rabbit in the cage? This could have been easily prevented
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Katherinemma87
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They coulda let it out for an afternoon and not noticed that it was snacking at the carpet till too late.
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firecopy
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carpet?
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riax
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Yes, the soft thing that we sometimes walk on
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cazzieeee
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this is terrible. I'm sorry :(
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YoungE
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in tha rabbits defense, it knew no better, for the OP there is none
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elishaax
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poor rabbit D; fyl
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Julianneisasmurf
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aww that totally sucks :( RIP rabbit :
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Vurban
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Carpetmuncher. =)
Sorry bout your rabbit though.
Sorry bout your rabbit though.
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Brave_Sir_Robin
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A rabbit munching carpet...
I just had a great idea for a porn movie!
I just had a great idea for a porn movie!
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Boddmon
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I'll be the rabbit!
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JulzKay
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Yes, I definitely thought of a sexual innuendo when I saw this, too. O_O
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BlueTwist89
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Wow, you totally deserve this. You should've been watching your rabbit. If you saw him eating the carpet you should've stopped him. Also, you can give I'm sure there was something you could have given your rabbit that was similar to exlax. Next time try not to be so negligent. Poor rabbit :(.
Poor rabbit.
You're going to have a hard time getting a guy interested in your patchy carpet, so you should probably just shave "down there" and start all over again.