Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I got home from work and discovered that my dog dug up my bunny who died a couple of weeks ago. The scream I screamed made the new neighbor think I'm crazy. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
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kibster9 20
The bunny discovered that electricity is quite shocking
smileyemsen 19
Poor little bunny :(
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Comments (98)
0h_Boy 26
Sorry to hear about Cottontail. On a side note: hasenpfeffer, anyone?
MidnaLink 35
Anyone who downvotes this clearly doesn't get the reference. Or is far too young to know it.
IamHercules 24
I believe it was a Sherlock reference, from the hound of the Baskerville.
0h_Boy 26
Actually, it was a reference to an old Bugs Bunny cartoon
jlujan00_fml 9
That's just bad luck :(
Zebediabolical 45
I would definitely stew over that one for a while.
Schuyler16 17
What a shocking experience ?
Internetflakes 13
was this some kind of a suicidal bunny or something? Rip bunny!!
interesting33 37
Rabbits like chewing on electrical cords. You have to be careful with them as they bite whatever cords they can.
Internetflakes 13
not really sure why i got down-voted that much but thanks for explaining
christinamarie17 29
You got down voted because it sounds like you don't know that rabbits like to chew on electrical cords.
iAlissa 34
@18 My rabbit caused me to go through 13 phone chargers in half a year. I would hide them and she would find them. It was nuts haha
catherinecas 30
I thought it was a reference to the book with all the suicidal bunnies.
CosmicElk 26
I feel terrible for smirking at this! (Yes, go ahead, downvote me, atleast im honest! I dont mean it in a horrible way either just oh idk)
catmint 13
Shoulda bunny-proofed the house. They like to chew. Lots.
Orebumsa 2
Haha. It just wanted to be a duracell bunny??
itsme82 18
What stops the Duracell bunny? Electricity!! Lmao..
scyth3s 13
This may be the best most worst fml I've ever seen.
GhostFox 34
How on earth did he get a hold of a footless rabbit? (Sorry, but I had to say it.) More seriously, this is a good example of why surprising people with companion animals is a bad idea.
melanielovejeff 15
Maybe he wanted the rabbit for himself and wanted to use it to his advantage to surprise her and make her happy. There are people who buy what they want for other people.