By lex31 - 14/02/2012 13:24 - United States

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
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Aw, your cat's so thoughtful!

BluPenguin 3

how nice of your cat!


Aw, your cat's so thoughtful!

ImRawrtastic 0

wow that's an amazing gift

Ajjas013 6

Fuck that, your cat was just showing off what she got from her awesome aunt. She didn't get you shit, so stop trying to make yourself 'worth something' by saying "Oh in your face, I got a gift from my cat and you didn't" You didn't get anything. Your cat is a pimp. Pimpy hoes FTW :) Yes, I'm crazy.

MadaZer0 8

This is why I hate V-Day >.>

farsidee 0


sourgirl101 28

^You should only hate V Day if you're single or broke.

sourgirl101 28

or don't own a cat

high five ajas

gewt 4

It's a ninja pimp cat assassinating mice and leaving the corpses on your step to mock you.

theres your valentines day dinner too!!!

Rat-stew...yummy XD

texas_justice 0, how did it taste?

MF12 0

my 7th grade teacher got a bunny head from her cat on mothers day

lol.. that's kind of sad...:'(

Least you got a present this year, ungrateful bitch.

nah. rat-atouille XD

yeah this made me laugh out loud. my cat used to do that too

Almostskater22 0

hey atleast you got something

rlm2112 0


they're just being a pussy

Hanban 0

Why do cats leave traces of their kill? Why don't they just eat it? But at least, I'm grateful that they kill those rats...

BluPenguin 3

how nice of your cat!

the greatest present ever1! 

Aww he really loves you. My cat once brought me a bird, it wasn't quite dead and was flapping around the kitchen, and a mouse that my brother trod on and squashed...

blackllama 0

Even nicer!

Lool! ^^ And OP? Love is in the air..or is that dead mouse I smell?

Once my cat brought in a bird... my friend and I just sort of ran about trying to stop it from flying around while the cat sat there laughing evilly in her head.

That's his way of asking you out you moron. -.-

asshole you have a thoughtful caT

I can tell that you have a nice p***y

BadPinkKitty07 0

ROTFLMAO @ soccerrocks, I was just waiting to see a comment like that.

BrownSugar_fml 5

Aww what a useful cat! That's love right there. Happy V-day!

Icarus_II 0

Your cat went out of it's way to kill an animal and forfiet its lunch to you? What more could you possibly ask for?

Your poor cat, it probably put its heart and soul into choosing that present and you reject it :( I bet you didn't even get your cat a card...

lolwut the fyl part is that it's your first valentines day present

anela_fml 0

that's so sweet I hope you accepted