Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I got home from work and discovered that my dog dug up my bunny who died a couple of weeks ago. The scream I screamed made the new neighbor think I'm crazy. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
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kibster9 20
The bunny discovered that electricity is quite shocking
smileyemsen 19
Poor little bunny :(
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Comments (98)
rojoesydney 6
Should of gave the bunny one of those pills from "limitless"
MrZsDad 19
Dinner served itself, by candlelight. How Romantic!!!
coldstar 15
FYL OP. I've owned rabbits in the past and had them bite through my TV wires, phone wires and Christmas tree light wires. Rabbits aren't technically considered rodents, but they are similar to them in many ways and do unfortunately enjoy chewing through wires in much the same way as genuine rodents like mice and rats do.
Hop6e 22
Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa????? That's awful!! First the power and then the bunny because of the power??? That's so, ugh. I'm sorry.
EATING_KITTY 8
Lmao
DemonBoy1988 22
Sounds like an episode from Suicide Bunny's
ItsThisGirl 17
Rabbits are difficult pets. Not the kind you wanna buy unprepared, on a whim.