Smokey9
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
DogeDogeDoge
Mr Dogeland, RU 29 years-old Single
rapper in training
United States
Flow
Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bournemouth, United Kingdom
Where am I going?
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML