By The Doc
Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
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  Marcella1016  |  31

In response to your second post, it's not you, it's just how they have it set up. I also would like to be able to fave the nearly FMLs, though.

In response to the pun on your first comment, nice try. If OP is a doc who primarily does mammograms, I'd say he's a man with a boob job.

By  SauceySarah  |  30

Maybe she thought you and that girl were in cahoots with one another.. I don't know what she thought you guys were scheming, but clearly she thought it was offensive.