By The Doc - 07/06/2016 22:41

Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 574
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Why would your date blame you, though? Unless you lifted up her shirt, it wasn't your fault.

At least you dodged a bullet with your first date. Slapping was incredibly illogical.

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Opps! You really boobed there!

PS why can't I fav' a "nearly", I wonder...

Marcella1016 31

In response to your second post, it's not you, it's just how they have it set up. I also would like to be able to fave the nearly FMLs, though. In response to the pun on your first comment, nice try. If OP is a doc who primarily does mammograms, I'd say he's a man with a boob job.

Was it the breast thing that could've happened?

No, it wasn't

Why did this get so many dislikes it made me laugh my ass off

If OP is a surgeon, maybe he can help reattach your ass #38

At least you dodged a bullet with your first date. Slapping was incredibly illogical.

tounces7 27

And even if he was/is a doctor, what moron dates a doctor thinking they never see other people's private areas?

56, it sounds like he wasn't an MD, he has a PhD which gives him the title of Doctor because he holds an academic doctorate.

That really Sucks OP, I feel bad for you.

That one is probably in barney's playbook.

seriously1738 8

YASS

ulissey_fml 22

Doctors will get any kind of reactions when in public , she should know that . Like it or lump it , then.

Talis99 26

It doesn't sound like he's that kind of doctor. Unfortunately, medical doctor and PhD doctor have the same title.

Why would your date blame you, though? Unless you lifted up her shirt, it wasn't your fault.

still.. you got Boobs on the first date!

Sounds like you dodged a jealous bullet. Congrats

SauceySarah 30

Maybe she thought you and that girl were in cahoots with one another.. I don't know what she thought you guys were scheming, but clearly she thought it was offensive.