By KiwiBlam - 07/02/2010 09:19 - New Zealand

Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 382
You deserved it 39 987

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greg1234567890_fml 2

watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!

wasn't there a sign?


omg ydi for trying to cheat

dpsceo 0

u seriously deserved it

razor sharp oysters goin up ur bumhole

he's not some midget whose ass is 1.5 feet off the ground

Stalker191 0

He said meters dumbass. That would be around 9 feet :P

ydi for saying mates

OP lives in New Zealand. they say mates there, idiot

41 your the dumbass, if it was 3 yards maybe

meter and yard sticks are about the same length....

nateb1tch 1

69 you do know a meter is like 3 inches longer then a yard, right?

I just to know if he still won!

Meters is smaller than feet

greg1234567890_fml 2

watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!

I'm surprised he didn't break anything.

azreal_13 0

lol your friends must have gotten a good laugh

wasn't there a sign?

how is tht gross?

AngryNinja 1

ahaha. poor op. hope you only needed stitches and not a cast.

what does op stand for? original person official person official poster original poster?! what is it?!

Well, at least you got it right the fourth time, eh?

original poster

mrmystery96 0

I always thought it meant objective person. of course now I know objective people are women. or men if your a woman.

I used to think OP meant Ordinary Person. I don't even know.

Ow...I feel for you. Oyster shells are evil.

baybe143 0

How'd you survive? -_

I agree how did he?

atomicbaboon 0

he didn't.

it's only nine feet

tell you what, you jump nine feet into a storm drain full of oysters than you tell us what it's like.

hj5 0

this would be why you don't jump over walls that you can't see what is on the other side. lesson learned.

Facerockker 0


well played sir