Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he says, "There's too much of an age gap between us" and that it makes him "feel like a pedophile". He's only four months older than I am. FML
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123man 11
Is he a year old and you're eight months old? After that, the 4 month age difference should be acceptable.
Sunako_fml 9
Terrible excuse. You deserve someone better!
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center 5
Next time you get a boyfriend, don't shave so completely.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Translation: he's dating someone older who's putting out.
Metallica36176 16
I'm sorry. Like the many of times Ive said on previous posts he was just looking for a reason to dump you... I'm sorry he's not man enough to give you the real reason. Either that or he's just really that stupid
guitar666God 12
Must be tough being twelve. My condolences go out to you.
StanSmith2013 26
Four months? I thought you were gonna say four years or more lol! He is a jerk and a pussy and you are better without him!
juker369 7
Maybe you act like a child.
afropuffjake 9
Maybe he likes older women for that same reason? Don't get me wrong it does sound like a lame excuse but if you're the youngest he's ever dated then it could be at least somewhat justified? 4 months still seems completely trivial though...
Pumpykin 3
I'm four months older than my boyfriend and he calls me a cougar .
Mynameislinh 24
Unless you're 17 years and 8 months, and He's 18 .... That is no excuse!
yusaku02 20
I feel like I've read this one before...