Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he says, "There's too much of an age gap between us" and that it makes him "feel like a pedophile". He's only four months older than I am. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is 10 years older than me, told me that he never wanted to get married and that he felt bad for wasting all of my time, and he just "doesn't want the responsibility of being in a relationship." After 12 years. I just found out he's dating a younger girl. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend because we’re not on the same page. He doesn’t want to get married or have kids because he “wants to enjoy his youth” and “you’re only young once, don’t waste it!” He’s 38. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year and seven months left me for not wanting to have a baby yet. I'm seventeen years old. FML
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123man 11
Is he a year old and you're eight months old? After that, the 4 month age difference should be acceptable.
Sunako_fml 9
Terrible excuse. You deserve someone better!
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Comments (146)
iloverandylee 0
That's horrible. My boyfriend is 4 years older than me, and our 3 year anniversary is coming up soon.
StephenStills 6
That is borderline retarded behavior. I hope you realize how much better off you are.
gaganinia 14
my bf is 7 years older than me :O
bigtime_rocker 11
There's a lame excuse if there ever was one...
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
I'm 14 months older than my husband. Your boyfriend was just looking for an excuse.... pretty lame one, if you ask me.
BigSexy123 11
I'm older than my boyfriend by a year and a half. Your ex is a pussy.
Venus143 0
yeah me.and my husband have been married for a while and hes nine yrs older than me it doesnt bother us
Mandeeplease 6
What an uncreative d-bag.
llmarilyn 4
His excuse to dumb you
madnessyoucanhum 4
Lamest excuse ever! Even if her was 18 and her 17, it's not illegal any much of any state anymore. There has to be at least a 2 or 3 year gap. My boyfriend is 14 years younger. I'm 35, he's 21. So his excuse is total bullshit. You are way better off without this BOY. Time to find a MAN. ;)