Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he says, "There's too much of an age gap between us" and that it makes him "feel like a pedophile". He's only four months older than I am. FML
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123man 11
Is he a year old and you're eight months old? After that, the 4 month age difference should be acceptable.
Sunako_fml 9
Terrible excuse. You deserve someone better!
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Comments (146)
mikeymayhem_87 15
Pfft....... My ex is 8 years older than me, and I am 25. On top of that, my dad is 11 years older than my mom. So OP's got no excuses!!!!
mikeymayhem_87 15
OP's ex.... :p
TomPusslicker 21
Are you saying she should become a lesbian?
krewer21 1
Dude is a ********! Pure and simple.
Iknowsomestuff 9
Unless this the third level of dreams. Then it's significant.
andrew6p 19
Op, ur boyfriend has got the idea of pedophilism all wrong...
guitar666God 12
Pedophilia. Sorry, total grammar Nazi.
allisadawn91 8
Let me guess. You are 17 and he's 18. That's why he feels that way.
Princess_Sarah 3
Personally, you don't deserve him. If he didn't love you enough to stay with you, he is not worth it.
ArielTheMermaid 17
You mean, he didn't deserve her?
Princess_Sarah 3
Thats not what I said
kool_girl_123 9
Excuses Excuses
AriSwagg 9
He apparently doesn't know what a pedophile is haha
hannnahmarie 14
If he broke up with you for that reason, then you can do waay better!