Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
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Top comments
destr0yer 7
maybe he doesnt like you.
GrahamAker 3
maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk
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Comments (146)
nyoungwv 0
sry bout your mom.
liy223 6
then he did you a favor. ( I'm sorry for your loss.)
tayjaye17 0
LMFAO.
tayjaye17 0
you know your jealous;)
LaughinStock 16
Of what exactly?
tayjaye17 0
my pure awesomeness
Prettygirl113000 0
Wow how stupid does he think u r?? :I
TodaySuxx 7
You should find a girlfriend and try being straight. Not to say anything rude about you, but maybe girls can be a little more considerate and gentle?
tayjaye17 0
wait your a dude??? your gay?!?
tayjaye17 0
I was clarifying. I have nothing against gays though. my cousin is gay and is trying to get married to her girl friend and I love them both. I was just making sure. sheesh people take everything so seriously.
tayjaye17 0
okay..
tayjaye17 0
it may not be relevant. but i was making sure. cuz I like gays. it may not matter to some people but it matters to me
tayjaye17 0
i was just saying I have nothing against gays. get over it.
tayjaye17 0
I'm not trying to stir things up. you did by commenting. and my !?!? was for excitement due to the fact that I like gay people. sorry it's hard for you to understand.
tayjaye17 0
I won't miss you
tayjaye17 0
wont miss ya
BrittanyPernell6 0
Awuh my male dogs humps my guy friends, I must not be against gays either!
Darklord53 0
I want to keep my opinion to myself but I dislike the "gays" in the world... it's not a religious thing I just don't accept it.
tayjaye17 0
call me what you wish. i could care less. and dogs are irrelevant to this.
DawnMarie11 0
you are an ass who cares if he is a dude!
instnt1nfction 17
do you mean that he is able to talk through balls?
omgmike2345 0
how does anyone know OP is worth "more then that"? more than what exactly, people throw that phrase around too much when they don't know at all what someone "deserves".
mb020511 2
sounds like a Cop oug
chessypie 0
ouch sorry about your mom and the guys a retard