Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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Top comments
destr0yer 7
maybe he doesnt like you.
GrahamAker 3
maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk
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Comments (146)
emsiti 6
your mom is haunting him!
EricHassli94 4
or a weegie board
melonrind 8
Seems like you dodged a bullet ...
ihaveatightbutt 0
either he hates you he is very religious he is insane he is confused and doesnt know who your mom is
SlyTendencies 1
I am laughing so hard at the combination of your picture and name.
hook_em 0
guys chill out with boners comment. he asked if the bf had crystal balls (not ball) so he is implying that his nuts are crystal through which the bf talks to the dead through.
lol0wnee 5
send a swift backhand his way.
XxThrasherxX 0
Or did she?....
beginnersluck 0
I couldn't imagine life without my mum .. but FYL.
rawrcookiemonste 5
whatta jerk. if he is that stupid and inconsiderate enough to not realize that your mom died 6 years ago than he wasnt a good boyfriend to begin with. so let him go and get a better boyfriend
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Did he tell you that when he was smoking crack in the backyard?