Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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destr0yer 7
maybe he doesnt like you.
GrahamAker 3
maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk
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Comments (146)
lajaynay 15
Exactly.
knocking 0
Ask him if you can still be friends, since he obviously has some sort of psychic connection to your mom. Seriously, what an asshole. If you want to break up with someone have the balls to tell the truth. And for the love of God, have the decency to remenber whether or not one of their parents are deceased and don't bring them into the breakup. Sounds lime you are MUCH better off without him OP. At least find a guy who can remembef something as important as a parent passing away.
anorexicbarbie 8
Lime, heh. I agree though :)
thehoneybadger 10
Why does it say "mom" when OP is from New Zealand and would have written "mum"?
tayjaye17 0
hahaha fake New Zealander. good pointing that out. I'm surprised I missed it
thehoneybadger 10
Sure, but nobody uses that particular Americanism here. I just thought it was odd. If I was posting an FML and wanted to remain neutral I'd have said "mother" instead of "mum" OR "mom". But now I'm just overthinking it...
thehoneybadger 10
True. But of course now I'm getting thumbs downed just for wondering. -sigh-
tayjaye17 0
people overreact about stuff. it doesn't hurt to wonder
mcintosh123 15
Oh noooo Op used mom instead of mum It's the end if the world D;
beef25967 2
there shouldn't be a comma between me and because.
Tektite 14
Does it matter?
mccutie396 0
douchebag im sorry :(
mccutie396 0
im realllllllly sorry about you mom and i was calling your boyfriend a douchebag....
cupcakegirl93 8
I know it sucks breaking up with someone you really like or love , but be happy that you found out earlier that he is an Ass rather than later in life etc. Don't worry someone better will come along !
Tektite 14
He obviously isn't worth your time. You will meet someone who is :) Sorry for your loss OP.
doglver19 0
what a duche
Tektite 14
You mean... Douche right? Doesn't matter.. but y'know..
tayjaye17 0
if he wanted to break up with him, he had the right to do so.
geeksaresexy 18
Yes he had the right to break up with OP but the reason he used makes him a total douche..
tayjaye17 0
so?
shelby_sevenfold 0
Well than may your mom haunt his sorry ass!
NikoBellic 0
Back in Ukraine thats what we cal "??öven"