Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
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Top comments
destr0yer 7
maybe he doesnt like you.
GrahamAker 3
maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk
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Comments (146)
mcintosh123 15
Tell him to buy a big ass condom and wear it because he is by far the biggest dick of all time
aurora26 0
damn that's harsh! f@$% his ass up for bringing ur passed away mother into it!
Superflykid 5
He's sucks
mcintosh123 15
#80 so girls do enjoy **** (: nice to know
italianbby 11
haha POP up, as in I was on another site and it came up. :)
shalbeelynnee 0
thats sad
tshureih 0
hang in there. he's not worth it. he definitely has mental issuea
porterc16 0
that's just ****** up like Obama
sk8erd 15
suppose ably your mom haunted him in his dreams?
sweet2u22 9
He probably was drunk one night and thought he saw a scary ghost. Either way, not the brightest crayon in the crayola box.
Gabriellax3 6
I'm sorry about your mother :/ and don't worry about him yourll find someone more worth your time