Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the... - FML

By noname - 09/12/2008 02:03 - France

Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2014 15:38 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML

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Stuck

By Snowzies - 06/01/2010 13:42 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML

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Homestuck

By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 23:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I tried to book another train to go back to college for the spring after my first train was cancelled, only for it to be cancelled again, and there were no buses, nor did my parents want to drive me. FML

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Unreliable

By Anonymous - 21/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, despite getting to the bus stop early, the first bus didn’t turn up. The second one was late, and severe traffic caused me to be late for work. I can’t afford for my wages to be docked from this. FML

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By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By Stupid - 22/12/2014 07:45 - Australia - Bellerive

Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML

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Privatisation

By Lawrie - 12/07/2022 10:00

Today, the bus I needed to catch, that replaced the train I needed to catch, to get the flight home was full. I had to get a taxi instead. £140 to the nearest working train station. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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Long day

By Tom - 26/04/2017 18:00

Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML

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Top comments

kat666 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 1:58

The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife!!!

whatgoescomes 5

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:28

ha look who's talking you said your instead of you're

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kat666 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 1:58

The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife!!!

Atmaster 3

Monday 3 May 2010 6:07

irony is a bitch also that is why buses shouldn't be allowed to strike people can't do anything without buses

derpderp 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:12

I have no sympathy for you. The bus strike cost many people their jobs.

happy_animal_lov 0

Monday 14 June 2010 17:23

everyone has the right to a fair job.

McButterpants 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:44

That's not even funny.. I want to be entertained.

marleytooyou 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:53

ewe fatass

beccartist 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:08

yup. I agree.

Atmaster 3

Monday 3 May 2010 6:10

wow 14 & 15 you are the most shallow people in the world who the **** cares what someone looks like on fml. it's not like he's stalking you because that would be different

Atmaster 3

Monday 3 May 2010 6:12

also 15 your probably 1000x uglier than him

Youser 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 21:41

omg 14 I would have sex with you lol JK but ur really hot

JokestrMike89 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:21

Screw these guys, that's hella funny!

Rawr100 0

Monday 8 August 2011 6:25

no...no sorry your not funny

lifeislife_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 7:25

HAHA this one is really funny.

shivsta 0

Monday 20 April 2009 7:59

i dont get it

girlplayscod2 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 21:21

your a smart person

whatgoescomes 5

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:28

ha look who's talking you said your instead of you're

lolfood 24

Tuesday 1 January 2013 9:49

You missed some punctuation.

puppies1234 10

Monday 5 September 2016 22:02

he wanted to go to the bus strike but his only transportation is a bus

kk3211 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:48

i think he needed to take a bus to get to the strike..... ha :l

JayCee45 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:47

Okay this one is just completely retarded. You fail at life.

salleh 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 15:04

this is stupid

monkey_boy984 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:22

This isn't FML worthy WTF is this gayness

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