Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I noticed that on the calendar in my boyfriend’s apartment, for every week of the months when I have my period are coloured in red and over them, in block capitals, he has written 'BEWARE'. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
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Top comments
littlekellilee 45
I would have responded with "if you ever ask that again, all of them."
Dusty_Cups 30
He should man up and love you every day of the month. Besides, I don't get what guys get so freaked out about. A period means that you aren't pregnant! If I were a guy, I'd be thrilled every month to get this news!
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Comments (132)
janfleury 19
Tell him to do that.
heyLaddieHey 18
"Every week. Of every month. Until you die."
RedPillSucks 33
is someone taking Leviticus 15:19-33 a bit too seriously?
weveallbeenthere 30
too many people are offended, granted he may have said it the wrong,g way, but the mood swings, violent outbursts, yelling, misery are all real.
leogachi 15
@63 So you would just abandon your gf while she's miserable? There's no excuse for the violence or the yelling, but most people can't control their mood swings.
SPN_lover666 27
#19,Tell that to someone with endometriosis, I would love to see them laugh in your face for being an ignorant bitch. My mom had had endometrosis which gave her horrible cramps, was hospitalized because she would bleed through so many heavy heavy pads, and at 40, had to get a hysterectomy. But please go on how it is overly exaggerated.
missambitious 21
After that comment, how about every week...starting now.
inolongercare 19
Why doesn't he just use it so he knows when it is coming?
bluesky7 4
I have one of those apps. tracking your is a good thing to do, but only for your benefit.
bluesky7 4
My periods aren't that bad. It's ovulation that gives me bad cramps. Yesterday I was doubled over in pain for an hour. it still hurts.
RavenTheFoxx 16
I totally have the sane thing, 22. Sometimes I just have to lie on the floor and wait for the pain to stop. It sucks because my friends dont have them nearly as bad as i do, and so i feel like one unlucky girl.