FML : Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their...

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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You deserved it

By chiclet / Wednesday 2 June 2010 02:34 / France

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By imlagginglol | 0

#1016269 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:09

I do this to telemarketers alot

By Alli137 | 6

#1016260 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:07

so hang up and call back later.

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By heidelbergmeme | 5

#1016258 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:07

FAZiL!!!!

shinshoku13 | 19

#4227342 - Wednesday 28 March 2012 13:29

Is that like hebrew or something for fail..?

By PsychoShark | 0

#1016259 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:07

Lol. Fail-ML.

By Alli137 | 6

#1016260 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:07

so hang up and call back later.

By twinny_sc | 13

#1016266 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:09

He probably got caught up in his conversation, don't take it so personally.

By Veena | 0

#1016267 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:09

Do the same to him....oh w8! may b he will just hang up!
oh yeah thats what you should have done dummy!!
Still FYL ur bf 4got u!

eatsleepjb | 8

#3757288 - Monday 19 December 2011 21:41

w8? 4got? Is it that hard to just write wait and forgot? It really annoys me when people do that.

By imlagginglol | 0

#1016269 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:09

I do this to telemarketers alot

CheeseHater | 23

#1017401 - Thursday 3 June 2010 9:57

Nice idea, I'll do the same :D

By soulpleasures | 0

#1016271 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:10

um.. stop acting the martyr, hang up and call his mobile?

By cc1992 | 11

#1016273 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:10

Lol, you know boys can't multi-task! Give him a break haha.
This isn't an FML, you'll get over it.

cc1992 | 11

#1016295 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:33

Haha it's actually been scientifically proven :P But I was joking lol.

cc1992 | 11

#1016303 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:40

Wow, that's what I call talent *cough* :P

RedPillSucks | 31

#1016371 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 15:07

He was multitasking pretty well.
He was watching TV and blowing off his girlfriend at the same time.

cc1992 | 11

#1017218 - Thursday 3 June 2010 7:50

Lol that's true.
My comment was moderated! They don't like my sexist joke I guess :(

By Spongii101 | 12

#1016285 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:17

Just hang up and call him back? It's not hard.

legonut4 | 0

#1016374 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 15:21

Go nadal!

By Coccinelle_fml | 15

#1016286 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:17

You should have hung up after like 2 minutes and waited for him to call you.

iEnvade | 2

#2663990 - Sunday 12 June 2011 3:02

Considering he forgot about her I doubt he would have called her back..

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