Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I noticed that on the calendar in my boyfriend’s apartment, for every week of the months when I have my period are coloured in red and over them, in block capitals, he has written 'BEWARE'. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
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littlekellilee 45
I would have responded with "if you ever ask that again, all of them."
Dusty_Cups 30
He should man up and love you every day of the month. Besides, I don't get what guys get so freaked out about. A period means that you aren't pregnant! If I were a guy, I'd be thrilled every month to get this news!
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open_secrets 15
my ex used to love it when I was on my period bc I dont talk much when I am
Keiraquarium 12
19: Everyone is distance. Mine are very manageable now so hey lucky us! But before I was on the pill my periods could be awful. The cramp was absolutely crippling. My mum's periods are really painful too and so heavy that they've actually made her anaemic. Don't speak for everyone :)
Keiraquarium 12
*different
Flyndaran 10
I'm glad this "all women are crazy 1/4 of their lives" is a sexist myth. If it were true, then women shouldn't ever have power over others. Unless you have the rare uncontrollable severe menses, you can control your actions regardless of how wonky you feel. No other emotional disturbance gets a walk. Why should one that's predictable do so?
ItalianGuy23 6
tell him the wrong week
IronMan_Mk43 20
Periods suck ass. OP if your partner doesn't want to support you during your time of the month, then he will most likely not support you through any tough times you go through. You're better off ending your relationship now and finding a new partner before your relationship ends up in tatters and you getting hurt.
Eliiara 11
I actually like my period. It's a friendly reminder each month and I feel great after. I honestly want people to stay the hell away from me on the first day or two since the pain and bloating make me irritable and tired.
Eliiara 11
I've had cramps so bad I just have to curl up and put pressure near that area to help. ;( once I take Advil it's more manageable.
IreneProblems 14
They should make an app that tracks when your boyfriend is going to be an asshole and then you can tell him to download that just so you know when to stay the hell away from him
heavenlyassbutt 11
Hopefully it was a joke. Pay him no mind
RayneSmytson 24
This comment isn't just something to brush off. It demonstrates an underlying disrespect for her and her moods and emotions and writes them off as being hormonal when they aren't necessarily.