Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML
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Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, my son and his girlfriend cancelled their wedding and eloped because they were sick of my ex-wife being a Monster-in-law. The last straw was when she called the dress shop and tried to cancel the wedding dress because it “made her look like a slut.” Now I missed seeing my son get married. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
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Hangryko 31
Some aunt to your son, she is. I give her marriage a year. Who wants to be stuck with a narcissist?
RichardPencil 30
Is she wrong? What are people going to remember about that day? Your kid's ostentatious display of ambulation! That's right. Way to stick it to her.
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Comments (5)
cuz803 44
Talk about Lose Yourself
Hangryko 31
Some aunt to your son, she is. I give her marriage a year. Who wants to be stuck with a narcissist?
RichardPencil 30
Is she wrong? What are people going to remember about that day? Your kid's ostentatious display of ambulation! That's right. Way to stick it to her.
Charlie Given 26
And that's when ya let your son go and spit up on her wedding dress 🤣😂🤣 as y'all walk out of shit zilla's wedding
Wadlaen 23
Congratulations about your son, sorry about your sister!