Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Florence_ 0
If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.
MuchDance90s 0
mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top
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Judus_beej 0
when I was a kid I used to think girls peed from their bums. that was a long time ago though. op you need to go to the library and find a new boyfriend and not pick guys up at the 7-11.
WhatTheFuq 0
*cough*. I work at 7-11. ._.
C6Racer 0
Now she knows to stay away. ha
howslife123 0
ooh abs!!!
starile 20
Who goes to the library to pick up guys?
CJrox606 0
Don't comment on my age now, but I used to think that women gave birth through their bums. lol.
GavinRoskamp 0
I did too!!! I also thought babies came out their butts and that they had to be careful when they pooped when they were pregnant so the baby wouldn't fall into the toilet! I miss being such an innocent little kid!
Coolguyt2 0
********
LaylaFurious 0
my husband was unaware of this too. he now educates his friends about it. it's funny to overhear their convos about it lol.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yeah, most of the men I know don't know this. One of my male friends thought women pissed blood whem mestruating.
WhatTheFuq 0
Ur kids are so cute. js
TheNinjaBuffalo 0
agreed with 19!
haggymypants 3
YDI ., for being the girlfriend of someone who probably didn't lose his virginity until he was 27 . to you . which is sadder .
maphineRAWRS 10
whats wrong with not having sex until your "27"? or waiting untill you find someone you love to do it with, and in his case might've been when he was 27, not silly casual sex in his teens,. (Cue the "people can have meaningful sex in their teens" comments)
haggymypants 3
did I ask for your opinion ? and I see where your coming from .., your looks haven't got you even close to losing your virginity .
justbecuz123 0
The hell are you talking about, person whos pic is blurry to the point of non-recognition... I actually think she is quite pretty
ihatemylife1007 0
oh shat got em'
romano07 0
guys, that's probably not even him! he's hiding his face behind some random jpeg off google lol
natorgator23 0
That guy your talking about may be a miss since that's what her title is
maphineRAWRS 10
96 - no, you didn't but if you had any intelligence you would realised is site is 95% based of giving your opinion. and if you didn't look like you were 12, I would've bothered retaliating to your virginity comment. 99 - thank you, that's sweet :) 103 - thanks, and i also think that's really good of you :)
haggymypants 3
it's called a picture from those sky mall magazines because I have a sense of humor.
Jizwold 0
I hate trolls :( I just dont understand how someone can take pleasure from knowing they are making other people upset
mola_mola 3
it sure sounds like a wonderful sense of humor you'll go far with that, you may even be taken to the cleaners (if anyone on here understands that expression I'm not sure which country it's from exactly)
haggymypants 3
alright .., stfu bitches. I don't want to hear all of you.
maphineRAWRS 10
haha isnt it obvious no one cares what you think? just saying.
intothecrypt 3
^ IWTT
AngieVengeance 0
I usually change mine anyway when I go. Its near impossible to not pee on the string ...
ColetteL 4
TMI
msstark 2
I know it's TMI, but you can just hold it while kind of pulling it back, since your pee comes from the front...
onlyyoushawty6 0
..........
Jizwold 0
Am I the only one with an erection?
wesley99 0
Hahahahaha after how serious everybody has been about this your comment is ******* hilarious #239
katplayer 4
This is why some girls get pregnant, they're stupid enough to think that they can just pee out the semen.
marid_fml 2
Actually peeing after sex helps prevent a yeast infection :.
Sun_Kissed18 25
But not pregnancy, which is her point
KingDingALing 9
Girls can't pee out the semen? Oh shit shit shit!
jsbgriffin 0
Lol :)
wolf117_fml 0
u might be screwed
ctran 0
hahahaha
mintcar 10
Some men are ignorant when it comes to female related issues. Just explain it to him. Problem solved.
haggymypants 3
I eat out of the container ..
bored_at_work15 0
how are men supposed to just know this? Sex ed involves the sexual organs, not how one another urinate. And men pee and ejaculate from different "tubes" coming from the same orafice so how are we to know women arent the same. We're not women, we dont know what its like to pee as a girl.
vincent_vega_fml 0
wow! short bus much?!
mad_hatter0666 22
they do explain that there are two holes in sex Ed. sooooooo yeah. short bus.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I see what you're saying, but honestly, that excuse/justification goes out the window once a male becomes sexually active. At the very least, you should do a little research about where things are and what goes where-- and no, **** is not a valid source of such info.
suppressed08 2
I've not had a sex ed where I live... I did know about the two holes though, from a med placement (we were doing catheters that day). I hid my 'oh!' reaction :P
Engodwin 0
actually its the same "tube" not two tubes with the same hole....
justbecuz123 0
No, #38, sex ed does not always cover that. Here where I live in NJ, sex ed covers the sexual organs, not which holes pee comes out of. Here, if you want to find that out, you have to be willing to look at all the drawings in the book. Which nobody does.
auto_da_fe 2
My high school doesn't even have a proper Sex Ed class. It's called "Health" and all they tell you is the about the sexual organs and to practice abstinence. Also, I don't see any reason why they would know there are two separate holes once they become sexually active. The only ones that matter in that case are the two obvious ones. I highly doubt they'd examine every detail.
xFaust_fml 12
In my country, we cover that in biology. Several times. You know, uro-genital apparel (how do you write that?), procreation, etc. It's even part of the program for the end-of-highschool national exam. How the hell can someone not know that? Do they actually not always teach that??
ayleyyasuko 0
it's not just peeing, it's anatomy. the word "urethra" is a general term for the urinary tract in both sexes, so in health class or sex Ed or whatever class you took (and it is federally mandated that a class like this is taken in school), this was covered. it may not have been covered extensively but it was in the curriculum. it might not have been an interesting day in class or maybe some people had bad teachers. either way, it's good that we're all informed now. i knew a guy who thought girls would lactate when they would get their period so... it could be worse. ;)
jade_lyn 0
um.. when u learn in sex ed you learn about the organs. in which they tell u about the 3 holes a chick has down there. one in which she pees, the other in which the guys go into, and the her butt. I mean if u paid any attention u would know. plus if u have ever had sex you would know too.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
116: I said a man ought to find out by doing a little research. It takes what, 5 minutes to run a Google search on anatomy to learn what's what? I know I did it once I became sexually active; I wanted to learn the sensitive bits of the male anatomy. Charts generally label all the parts.
MarsDeeKiwiBird 0
We take Health instead of Sex Ed in my highschool, too, but they still explained that you have a freakin' peehole.
auto_da_fe 2
#244, oh, well pardon me. I don't control what my school teaches.
Plumppotato 3
my sex ed class only taught the boys the man parts and the girls the woman parts. so are you telling me that there is a hole down there? does it hurt? where do they come from?
Nobinx 15
look at wkipedia :)
Nobinx 15
isn't there any anatomy education in the US?!
kikibisweet 0
There are NOT 2 holes. There is 1 hole and 2 seperate pathways. A man CANNOT stick it in the pee "pathway" NO WAY. OMG.
DocBastard 40
Do you actually believe this? Please PLEASE tell me you're a guy. That's the only conceivable reason you would say something this ludicrous. There are *TWO HOLES* - the ****** and the urethral meatus. Three if you include the anus. Holy ******* hell.
mola_mola 3
you should listen to him, he's a doctor who makes good points and then finishes it with an amazingly original joke involving the word holy :D
chippa 24
Yeah, if you're a girl, try taking a look at yourself, maybe with a hand mirror or something. You -don't- pee out of your ******. xD
MuchDance90s 0
omg
Elendil_fml 10
I don't think I knew there were two holes until I was 25 or 26. I actually found out the dame way when I asked an ex how she can pee with a tampon in her.