Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Florence_ 0
If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.
MuchDance90s 0
mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top
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stevenmx86 8
So women urinate out of their ass?
DocBastard 40
Yes. The same way you have diarrhea out of your mouth.
auto_da_fe 2
My boyfriend asked me the same thing a while ago. I don't think it's much of a big deal, they're men. They don't really need to know the specifics and our high school's health class really doesn't go into that. I don't see how this is an FML in the slightest, sorry.
stevenmx86 8
Doc that's a pretty useless comment. There are 2 different types of bathroom, pissing and ******** (to use terms you'd understand), it is my understanding that tampons go in the ******. Everyone was referring to her ass hole as the second hole she was talking about. If the ass hole is the second hole than that would mean she urinates out of her ass..
DocBastard 40
Steven is clearly a lost cause as he still seems to think that there are only 2 holes, an anus and a ******. Ayame, thanks for trying to explain my joke. I didn't think it was that cerebral. Maybe only for some. Terms I can understand? I'm a doctor, you ******* nitwit. I just had my finger in an 89 year old woman's rectum not 5 minutes ago. I washed.
colombiancartel 0
when is my turn doc ? tee hee hee hee
ayyeBG 0
we have 2 holes ? ahahaaa
stevenmx86 8
Ayame you seemed to miss my points all together. 1) Most men don't know that and have no reason to 2) if you read the first bit of comments, they are all referring to her ass hole (where my comment came from) If you could read properly you would have understood that. However, you're obviously just a worthless spec of dirt that didn't get to breast feed from mommy this morning..
XxSuNnYGiLLxX 7
I didn't even know that. I just found out
stevenmx86 8
Ayame, south park figured it out.. Don't try to get pity from me asshole.
stevenmx86 8
One note on ayame's mother, if she is dead, I always have sympathy for the dead. On the flip side of that, I don't need to have sympathy for their asshole kids just because a parent of their's died...
disconect7 0
isn't it just one big hole you girls do everything out of?
stevenmx86 8
Also, ayame, you could have avoided ever getting that comment from me if you'd have kept out of it.