Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Florence_ 0
If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.
MuchDance90s 0
mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top
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Comments (321)
Illyssa_fml 4
haha!!!! wow...That's really bad.
SWEeTAs98375 0
there's two holes?!?! haha
iewisokwas 0
well im a girl and I didn't even know that
stevenmx86 8
Pendatik, I don't know what your problem is but you've obviously not used the app I'm using, there is not a way to reply. That is, at least, in the version I'm using. So, keep your mouth shut next time asshole.
jckbco 0
meanwhile, stupid man is off writing new code that will make FML obsolete ... and genius tampon girl reads FML comments
stevenmx86 8
Also, I'm not sure how any of this "makes me look stupid" I made a simple comment and got attacked by a bunch of random, uninformed children on the internet.. Yeah, I feel stupid...
dabbers23 0
Dude, your an idiot who just got beat. Sit down and shut the **** up.
jellyfishdelight 0
Just wait till your man discovers you can produce milk indefinitely after having a child.
stevenmx86 8
Ayame, I'm actually having a good bit of fun here. For some reason you blokes feel the need to waste your time arguing with someone who, at this point, is just trolling you guys. You guys are right though, I'm stupid. Lol
mola_mola 3
I don't care if you're trolling. You're a twat. And for the love of god, find the reply button or get a different, more sophisticated version of the app. you tool.
amypr 20
At 152... How is that possible? You didn't know about the different holes on your own anatomy?
whoopyouupsideyo 0
lol. he fails