Pug gets taste of his own medicine! By FML Approved - 25/10/2017 03:00 The little guy kinda had it coming. I agree, your life sucks 518 You deserved it 170 Share Tweet Share
Today, I needed to buy a new crash helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 095 You deserved it 9 012
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML I agree, your life sucks 982 You deserved it 498
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 614 You deserved it 137
Today, my twin sister sent a nude picture to her boyfriend, who then forwarded it on to everyone else. Everyone else thinks it's me. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 650 You deserved it 3 124
Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 984 You deserved it 3 659
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 110 You deserved it 2 381
Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 991 You deserved it 68 583
Today, I used to think all those exhausted mom memes and jokes were just exaggerated bullshit. That was until I found myself struggling to stay awake during my morning poop and still drinking Red Bull on the toilet. The kids need to get ready for school, and I’m a straight up zombie. FML I agree, your life sucks 856 You deserved it 288
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