By -_____- - 31/07/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

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Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML
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davincidasecond 24

Did you tell him it's "pink eye", not "pink dick"?

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Lacist 19

Wait, wait, so you can't get pink-eye on your dick from farts? And women fart, what when?

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DocBastard 38

What a dumbass! You can't get pinkeye from getting farting on! Herpes, yes. Pinkeye, no. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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brackaman 18

She'll give his one eyed snake pink eye. And it's only got one eye to begin with.

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brackaman 18

By the way guys, pretty sure doc was being sarcastic here.

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sadistmonkey 19

You're right 26, he is in fact saying that you CAN get pink eye from being farted on.

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

If someone farted directly in your eye, in the nude, isn't it technically POSSIBLE to get pink-eye or at least conjunctivitis of some sort from the bacteria?

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SteveXD90 3

what would u rather have herpes or pink dick. id have pink dick.

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brackaman 18

Guess I should've just left the comment to be figured out on its own. When I first saw it it was thumbed down into oblivion. Oh well.

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Metallica36176 16

"Yes, I need you to phone me in some antibiotics and a shot of Penicillin....." "Did you contract Herpes?" "No......pink dick." *gasp*

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

The nurse probably wouldn't suggest herpes if you were asking for antibiotics. It's caused by a virus.

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ballpython 15

Your comment reminded me of a youtube video I saw a while back where one guy sucked the fart from another guy with a straw. He vomited.

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Misswildsides 22

^wtf. What kind of videos do you watch?!

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ViviMage 38

Go to the pharmacy and ask for eye drops for his dick.

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beclaurela 17

Why not make him go and have him feel stupid for saying that?

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Rosebudx 32

Replace his pillow with a Biology book. Maybe he'll learn something through osmosis.

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jedorr07 5

Protection is now officially required in all situations

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cottoncandymango 17

Oh God... His dick has an eye?!?!

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Ins0mau 20

Known as the One-Eyed Trouser Snake here in Australia.

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olpally 32

Wow, just tell him yes and perpetuate his idiocy and have a good laugh to yourself for a while. Might as well have a good time laughing at him. Haha.

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Dashelle 25

Tell him if he didn't have his head up his ass, this wouldn't be a problem.

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asb818 14

With his head up his ass he now truly has to worry about giving himself pinkeye.

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