Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML
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prettybrwneyes16 0
than why is he with you if he thinks you're so ugly?
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
you should have said:" you're dick is ugly, but you don't see me complaining!"
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dc_elite 0
i would dump my man if he said that to me y would u be wit sum1 u dnt find attractive he should of that of that first
anona_fml 0
dump him lady
fretforyerlatte 0
you don't deserve it, OP. part of taking a s/o shopping with you is getting their opinion on what you're considering buying. he doesn't have to take your advice but when out buying clothes i think it's assumed you would tell him what you think. if he really was serious you should probably break up with him. there's no reason to stay with a jerk who can't handle an opinon that differs from his and uses it as an excuse to put you down.
drafterman 0
@69, if you're a guy, you don't go shopping to get opinions. You go shopping to (*gasp*) shop. Get in, buy what you need, get out. It's not a social event. Next, most of these responses are hypocritical on two fronts: 1. Most guys consider the question "Do these clothes make me look fat?" to be a trap where you can only answer "No" without offending the woman, despite the fact that it's a question about her clothes, rather than about her. So that this guy would take a comment about his shirt personally is hardly a double standard. 2. Why does the woman have a right to express her opinion but the guy doesn't?
shuzuko 2
Well, I don't know about other couples, because I'm not in their place, but when my fiance and I go shopping together we're both there to give opinions about the other person's clothing choices. I mean, we live together, so our clothes don't just affect us- we have to see each other in them all the time, as well. My fiance generally has a pretty good taste in clothes, though, so I don't often disagree with him on the things he picks out... And I, for one, seriously value his opinion on my clothes. He always tells me whether or not he feels it looks good, and the only time I ever disregard his opinion is when I really, really like it and am not likely to wear it around him that much anyway (which has only happened about twice since we've been together.)
qcharismah 0
@#1 it's not about the looks I should know my boyfriend claims he went out with his ex for personality because the bitch look like a dog don't worry soon he'll break up with yhu for a 5 star bitch like ME!!!
KASHMIR_fml 0
well than quit talkin bout the man shirt.
piinkbunnii 1
Well at least you know he is with you for your personality. Right?
pink_shades 0
good point.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Unless OP is a butterface
mempholicious 0
u need to drop he azz. next time he will tell u that ur **** is too wide ( believe me, from personal experience)
nataca2 0
I think you should of been more gentle with your words. He was probably hurt because you insulted his taste in clothes, but that doesn't mean he can insult you like that. I would dump him...
pink_shades 0
he's a dick.;]
notme123 0
dump his ass! you deserve better.