Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML
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prettybrwneyes16 0
than why is he with you if he thinks you're so ugly?
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
you should have said:" you're dick is ugly, but you don't see me complaining!"
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Comments (166)
NSPrincess 0
Haha number 12 ftw.
clumsyjazzy 0
u should of slapped him!
amazinggbaby 2
that's so dumb. you were trying to keep him from buying an unattractive shirt and he insults you? what an asshole.
swagga0n1oo 0
I love boobs!
blackirish44 0
Me too!
Professorx2z 0
me three
sosadrightnow 4
I think there's something wrong with some girls brains. If a guy treated me like shit, I'd grab a baseball and beat his ass.
soleilkitty 0
Why? They're just fat.
purplemnm 9
me three... I'm a girl >.>
GiganTronic 0
What does it matter that they're just fat? They're AWESOME fat!
Rota 0
I'm a whiny both who can't take a joke. FML YDI
scribble87 0
Please, it's another bullshit "he/she was serious" FML. "Today, I told my bf/gf/parents/sibiling/friend that his/her shoe was ugly. He/she said I was ugly. He/she was serious. FML." Bullshit. The true reason why you're life is f'ed is that you don't know the difference between a joke/sarcastic comment and a serious comment. Who'd go out with a girl he thought was ugly?
gingersnapper 0
Meh. Ever heard the saying 'many a truth is said in jest'? There're a lot of folks who are too pussy to really say what's on their minds so they frame it as a 'joke'. Dude could very well think she has an ugly face. Humans are masters at settling until something better comes along.
implastikz 7
BUSTED!!
Lozza111 0
aw that sucks. I'm sure he was kidding but acting serious to make it funny. he wouldn't be dating u if he wasn't attracted to u ( hopefully ) lol
PsychoMerk 0
maybe you should try on a pretty face? :]
fionamiller93 0
haha i love it :D xx
shadaboo2014 0
agreed^
qwertyt 0
**** you