Love, Relatable and Awkward: Let me down gently

Let me down gently

By Abbyyyy - 20/11/2023 00:00

Today, I was in the park making out with a guy I’m seeing when I heard a familiar voice say, “Abby?” It was the guy who was trying to get with me for months but I told him I wasn’t ready for a relationship, rather than tell him that he was too ugly for me. If looks could kill… FML

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By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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By okaythen - 04/10/2013 09:37 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

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By UniGrad2019 - 26/01/2016 04:54 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

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Charming dude

By Hurt as hell - 29/11/2023 07:30

Today, I saw the guy I have a crush on kissing a blonde chick. He'd turned me down because he “wasn’t into blondes”. I’m a blonde myself. When I confronted him about it, he told me, “Oh, I should have been more specific. I’m not into blondes who have a face like Sid the Sloth and a body like Shamu.” FML

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Faith

By Forever Alone Girl - 13/11/2023 06:00

Today, the guy I’ve been in love with for almost a year, who told me he “wasn’t in the right headspace” for a relationship is actually dating some girl. Every time I try to get close to a guy, they make up excuses. I’m starting to lose faith in love and think I’ll never be good enough for anyone. FML

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By EmDa - 21/04/2011 14:44 - India

Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of 4 months obsessing over that shithead. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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Boyufd 24

Monday 20 November 2023 1:08

why couldn't you just have been honest?

Rake 16

Monday 20 November 2023 8:02

You don't need to tell him you are ugly. You can just tell him you are not interested. or something vague as you are not my type. Lying is not a good option

Comments

Boyufd 24

Monday 20 November 2023 1:08

why couldn't you just have been honest?

Thaylok 17

Monday 20 November 2023 1:39

Women outnumber men in almost every country on this planet. Think about that as you play games with those who show an interest in you. Honesty is the best policy. Especially considering that there aren't enough guys to go around.

Ubehage 32

Monday 20 November 2023 2:53

B*tch. Be honest.

Iamthebanzai22 21

Monday 20 November 2023 5:49

He must understand that you can't just switch on your attraction for him at will. If you're not into him then you're not into him. It's that simple. Kudos to you for trying to be gentle on him. We are all just trying our best.

Razath 17

Monday 20 November 2023 8:39

"Sorry, I'm not interested" is better than the whole, "Oh I'm not ready but maybe if you wait a little tee-hee" garbage. This wasn't her being "gentle" on him, this was being an asshole.

Rake 16

Monday 20 November 2023 8:02

You don't need to tell him you are ugly. You can just tell him you are not interested. or something vague as you are not my type. Lying is not a good option

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 21 November 2023 0:00

"If looks could kill you would be an uzi. You're a shotgun *bang!* wassup with that thang? I wanna know, how does it hang?" - Jeff Fischer and Stan Smith. Sorry, what were we talking about?