Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML
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prettybrwneyes16 0
than why is he with you if he thinks you're so ugly?
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
you should have said:" you're dick is ugly, but you don't see me complaining!"
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Comments (166)
IronLionZion_fml 0
I bet his balls smell bad...
pandabear90 0
he was kidding. I say that to my man all the time. he has anger issues jus like me
dg72592_fml 0
what you said was kind of rude though. like what would you think if he told you your shirt looked ugly?
mikey16piet 0
That would have hurt my feelings. If i liked it, she could have just said "What about this shirt?" or even, "Hmm, we can probably find another one that looks better on you." Sounds like he is a bit insecure (probably not his fault). She could have been more gentle with him, it sounds like he just kind of exploded and got really mad. I would in turn blameeee you.
skatoolaki 24
He may need a new shirt, but you need a new boyfriend, honey.
Six23 1
"Well I fake it pretty much every night, but you don't see me complaining"...Lol, don't say that.
starburgerdeluxe 0
i think he was joking maybe he was just mad because you said something about the shirt, BUT if he is serious...then you need to kick him to the curb!
suksforu 0
slap that asshole right now!
msperfectionnot 0
two words: dump. him.
prettybrwneyes16 0
yay!! I didn't even realize I was first. whooohhh