Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my best friend told me, "Dude, your girlfriend looks so much like this girl I went to high school with!" and showed me a picture of a girl with a string bikini in a semi-suggestive pose on the beach. I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't my girlfriend. He HAD to choose the skimpiest photo to compare to. FML
Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
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CARCA55 12
Relationships: you're doing it wrong
AyeJay101 25
Wow, do you know who we think the biggest douche in the world is currently? That guy.
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Comments (49)
1dvos_grl3 21
My boyfriend did it too. Like whenever a pretty girl comes on TV with bigger boobs than me he says "Damn." I always reply saying, "Yeah, that guy is pretty hot isn't he?" Referring to a male person on the show. Just have fun with it. He'll eventually realize how upset it makes you feel because he won't like it if you did the same. And if he's too dumb, or just doesn't care then maybe it's best to choose a different route. In guys that is.
Jeaux 3
you should have replied with "Do you know who's gonna be single tomorrow?" and showed him his own photo. jerk.
Abhinow 7
see OP .. there is Miss Universe but there is also Miss World, Miss Planet, Miss Earth etc etc. so you r every bit the most beautiful girl of world no matter what pic ur bf brandishes
RebeccaRFT 18
Maybe he saw a picture of an adorable little girl, and he meant it as a 'look how cute she is' sort of way?
K_kanaka 26
There's only two ways this could pass. 1. If the girl is a adorable little child/baby or 2. If that girl was your daughter (which l assume OP and her bf don't have kids for obvious reasons)
wfacsc 13
Could have said, "Yes, me.".
wordnerd17 10
What a douchey thing to say!!
core01 30
My ex used to do something similar. I told him it bothered me. There's no need to say something like that to your SO. He wouldn't quit. So I did the same to him. He threw a pout-fest for himself and acted like I was the jerk. Some boys are assholes. if he can't see your side, then figure out whether jerk boy needs a place in your life. Own your feelings and stand up for yourself.
daemonsparta 16
dick move deserves a face slap
Liu1992 14
Do you know who I think has the biggest dick? Then show a picture of another guy!
pinque 19
Yeah because that's not immature