Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my best friend told me, "Dude, your girlfriend looks so much like this girl I went to high school with!" and showed me a picture of a girl with a string bikini in a semi-suggestive pose on the beach. I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't my girlfriend. He HAD to choose the skimpiest photo to compare to. FML
Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
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CARCA55 12
Relationships: you're doing it wrong
AyeJay101 25
Wow, do you know who we think the biggest douche in the world is currently? That guy.
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abNormal62 23
You should share a series of pictures with him, the most good-looking man that you know, the richest man you know, the most intelligent man you know, and the most well endowed man you know. None of them him. Afterwards share with him the picture of the most insensitive and recently single man you know, – him and then hand him a mirror and walk away
jimmer23 21
Eh, too much work.
TimidRobot 8
Man, that is an elaborate plan. Yes, go for It!
Megatron_Griffin 25
Guys can be douche bags. My ex used to intentionally point out girls constantly to me. I got pissed one time and his buddies said I was being a bitch. He said to them "I'd be pissed if she did that to me" but never stopped doing it. Gotta love double standards. (Not saying all men are that way)
jberg583 12
Honesty is great... But sometimes things are better left unsaid.
toshaleigh 15
you should talk about that with him and if the reason he said it was dumb then dumb him. no reason anyone should be told that. Stay strong op it will get better.
KrDizzy 16
Personally, I find it corny when a guy says his girlfriend/wife is the most beautiful woman in the world. 1. He has not seen every woman in the world to even come to that conclusion. 2. What a generic/cliché compliment. 3. He's lying. There will always be a woman he will find more attractive.
KrDizzy 16
Sorry, I'm a realist. I will never tell a man he's the most handsome in the whole world because I would obviously be lying. I just keep it simple and call him handsome, instead of using that corny overused line. But your man didn't need to do that.
a1_z9 10
Depends on if you define beauty as all the qualities a person has or just their physical appearance. At the risk of being insanely nauseating, I find the combination of my husband's looks, manners and the experiences I've shared with him make him the most attractive man in the world to me.
Angsty_Armadillo 25
It's not meant to be taken literally. I know I'm not the most beautiful girl in the world to my boyfriend but I know I am in HIS world and that's what matters.
Setareh23 34
I agree with a1_z9. "Handsome" means so much more than physical appearance alone to me. It also means the person he is inside and how that reflects into his expressions and actions. I understand that according to society's standards he may not be the handsomest man alive, but... if I had the option to transfer his personality to any other mans body without anyone knowing (so no guilt), I would not want to change him one bit. That love I feel for everything he is (inside and out) is why I feel like I can honestly say he is the "most handsome man alive" to me in my own eyes, even though I understand intellectually that he doesnt 100% fit society's general beauty standards. It's all about the subjective vs objective.
Mossygirl357 12
hopefully he was joking with you
doemetoch 28
This really depends on the situation I think. If it's some celebrity chick or **** star or whatever that he has the hots for, like a million other guys, I really wouldn't worry about it. If it's a girl he actually knows, it's kind of a shitty thing to say. Even thought it's perfectly reasonable for him to be attracted to other girls, and to not find you the most beautiful woman on the whole planet (I mean, let's keep it real), there's no need to point it out in such a way.
hotheadslav 17
Thank you another reasonable person that doesn't just label the guy as a dick for the sole purpose of God forbid, finding another female attractive
Angsty_Armadillo 25
I somewhat agree. Celebrity, model, or **** star? I can see. Another woman in his life absolutely not. Also, we all know our husbands and boyfriends don't truly think we are the most beautiful woman in THE world, but his world? Yes. It's ok to be attracted to other people but to throw it in one's face? Unacceptable.
jesuis_julie 21
What a dick!
TinaT2015 14
Oh hell no! Please tell me you slapped the shit out of him? What an ass!
bad_boyfriend 10
If he showed her a picture of some random chick he's a douche, if it was a celeb or model or something you need to get over it. Women do this shit all the time and it's perfectly fine, but a man does it and he's a douche.