By Louis - France - Saint-jean-de-braye FML Video: Guess the FML! So, what's gonna happen next? 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Tucson Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML I agree, your life sucks 33045 You deserved it 2474 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML I agree, your life sucks 53481 You deserved it 15140 213 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SBT1030 - United States Today, I was helping my sister by getting some old boxes down from her attic. Too bad I didn't realize the piece of plywood I was standing on doesn't extend all over the attic floor. Of course, I did realize it when I went through the ceiling onto the concrete floor of her garage. FML I agree, your life sucks 41424 You deserved it 5626 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cakekiller - United States Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 13713 You deserved it 44504 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kumbuck3t15 - Mexico - Distrito Federal Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML I agree, your life sucks 8491 You deserved it 25771 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By eggnoodles - United States Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML I agree, your life sucks 7972 You deserved it 52935 152 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By who_cares - United States - Garden Grove Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML I agree, your life sucks 33422 You deserved it 10668 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 32395 You deserved it 2538 192 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/1/2021 23:01 Eggs Today, while eating breakfast with my family, I asked my mother if there was any more scrambled eggs in the skillet because I really felt like having some more. She got mad at me because she thought I'd asked in a sarcastic manner. I wasn't joking. FML I agree, your life sucks 692 You deserved it 75 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unappreciated husband - United States - Pullman Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML I agree, your life sucks 46881 You deserved it 5066 128 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - France Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML I agree, your life sucks 39668 You deserved it 3852 106 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML I agree, your life sucks 34841 You deserved it 3231 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mighthavepaidfortwodates Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML I agree, your life sucks 2039 You deserved it 319 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By YouDontSay - Ireland - Dublin Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML I agree, your life sucks 37341 You deserved it 6843 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By That idiot - United States - Las Vegas Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML I agree, your life sucks 42293 You deserved it 3612 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML I agree, your life sucks 4577 You deserved it 517 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jules - United States Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML I agree, your life sucks 32506 You deserved it 57005 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Houston Today, my psycho ex broke into my fiancée's apartment and cut up her expensive wedding dress. The nutjob is in jail now, but it doesn't seem like the wedding will be happening any time soon. FML I agree, your life sucks 15206 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1358 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By peacock_mina19 - United States Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML I agree, your life sucks 88761 You deserved it 27068 184 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Crowley Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML I agree, your life sucks 53966 You deserved it 6228 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my first day at my new job, a guy decided to pay all his parking fines in one go. All £2300 of them. Yes, he did decide to pay it in pennies. Wheelbarrows and buckets full of pennies. That's 230,000 pennies. Guess whose job it was to count them. FML I agree, your life sucks 3225 You deserved it 272 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By omg - Canada Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML I agree, your life sucks 55500 You deserved it 8682 455 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nycplywood - United States Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML I agree, your life sucks 18356 You deserved it 31991 158 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Priorities, dude Today, my friend told me I was a terrible person and didn't care about our friendship. Why? Because I broke our Snapchat streak by working and sleeping, instead of being on my phone. FML I agree, your life sucks 1443 You deserved it 114 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MY CAR - United States Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML I agree, your life sucks 24812 You deserved it 11081 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By failure - Australia Today, I was sitting at the park with a friend when a small child approached us. Just as moved off the bridge to let the kid play, he asked if I would like to play the troll under the bridge. I laughed and said no thanks, to which the kid responded 'but there is nobody else ugly enough.' FML I agree, your life sucks 52247 You deserved it 4350 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By O - Sweden Today, my boss called me, furious about how I "never answer my phone", especially when important clients are trying to reach me, and how unprofessional I am. I make very sure to never miss any calls, my boss just keeps giving out the wrong number to people. FML I agree, your life sucks 33277 You deserved it 2001 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/11/2020 21:32 - India Knock next time please Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML I agree, your life sucks 764 You deserved it 621 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WTF Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML I agree, your life sucks 42998 You deserved it 3041 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - New Zealand - Auckland Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML I agree, your life sucks 31493 You deserved it 5514 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wishbone - Canada Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML I agree, your life sucks 60576 You deserved it 5627 152 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BlueMacaw - United States - Lake Elsinore Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd patronized for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML I agree, your life sucks 25903 You deserved it 4493 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Statesboro Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML I agree, your life sucks 32324 You deserved it 5457 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Galt Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML I agree, your life sucks 53534 You deserved it 5416 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By harrassment101 - United States Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML I agree, your life sucks 9386 You deserved it 56021 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By EdibleCape - 28/5/2020 23:00 Nerves of steel Today, I went out with my best girl friend to spice up my wardrobe. I recently broken up with my girlfriend, who was constantly flip-flopping from being in love with me to being apathetic towards me. After having a great day, on the way home my ex pulled up next to our car and I had a panic attack. FML I agree, your life sucks 1421 You deserved it 276 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 07:04 - France Pro gamer move Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML I agree, your life sucks 534 You deserved it 197 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/7/2020 17:04 Blender time! Today, I've told my boyfriend several times that my toothless grandma can only eat pureed foods, but likes any kind of soup, "as long as there's no meat in it." Guess what was his idea of a gift for her when meeting her for the first time? A steak. FML I agree, your life sucks 1343 You deserved it 154 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Italy - Verona Today, my fiancé and I had to attend a wedding. Problem is, I suffer from a severe form of social anxiety. Since I was getting too close to a panic attack, he suggested drinking some wine to help me stay calm, and it worked. Up until I got drunk and threw up in the middle of the restaurant. FML I agree, your life sucks 13295 You deserved it 2725 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mishyb - United States - Englewood Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML I agree, your life sucks 51364 You deserved it 4320 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By redlizzybeth | 24 #7439050 - Friday 14 April 2017 21:38 I didn't guess that one. Ouch! Send a private message 2 0 Reply
By extremereviews | 26 #7439187 - Saturday 15 April 2017 5:51 I feel fml is trying too hard with these tacky videos Send a private message 2 0 Reply
By redlizzybeth | 24 #7439050 - Friday 14 April 2017 21:38 I didn't guess that one. Ouch! Send a private message 2 0 Reply
By extremereviews | 26 #7439187 - Saturday 15 April 2017 5:51 I feel fml is trying too hard with these tacky videos Send a private message 2 0 Reply
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 92 You deserved it 22 0 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 466 You deserved it 21 1 Comments