Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my best friend told me, "Dude, your girlfriend looks so much like this girl I went to high school with!" and showed me a picture of a girl with a string bikini in a semi-suggestive pose on the beach. I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't my girlfriend. He HAD to choose the skimpiest photo to compare to. FML
Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
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CARCA55 12
Relationships: you're doing it wrong
AyeJay101 25
Wow, do you know who we think the biggest douche in the world is currently? That guy.
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Comments (49)
LeeEverett 20
Maybe he isn't taking the relationship seriously? That's probably the case
pinque 19
Are you sure he's your boyfriend ? You could just be thinking your his girlfriend when in reality your just the buddy
A_Net_70 7
Unless he showed you a if of a movie star I would be upset
DoDaJulio 13
The f*ck???? Why would a human being do that to another? Wow.... murder his social status. Women have that capability.
whosaysso 4
Well go get her. Douche.
tralulilulalala 20
Oh wow. I hope this is just a failed joke instead of a horrible break up. And in case it is indeed a separation then you're better off without that douche, op.
Hop6e 22
Time to go boyfriend shopping!! As in shopping for a new boyfriend. What a jerk.
Jader1225 0
You should read he's just not that in to you.
123Puppy 33
He should’ve said that it was you. That was very cruel that he said that....