Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my best friend told me, "Dude, your girlfriend looks so much like this girl I went to high school with!" and showed me a picture of a girl with a string bikini in a semi-suggestive pose on the beach. I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't my girlfriend. He HAD to choose the skimpiest photo to compare to. FML
Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
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CARCA55 12
Relationships: you're doing it wrong
AyeJay101 25
Wow, do you know who we think the biggest douche in the world is currently? That guy.
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Comments (49)
tormcn 26
Being a Nova Scotian woman.. I'm surprised he didn't have a black eye! Do the same to him, with a guy friend.. if he's not already your ex.
vikky538 29
Was he kidding?
WOTAN1488 24
What the hell?
ata2002 3
I'm reading all the comments and thinking," when a girl does this the guy has been friendzoned but when a guy does this its called being a douchebag
a1_z9 10
But they're already in a relationship, so it wouldn't be friend-zoning. I don't see the double standard here.
youkofox 3
strongly agree"double standards”
hotheadslav 17
I don't see how this is a "dick move" he obviously loves his girlfriend to be comfortable enough to say that other women are pretty. If you're in a relationship it's not "bad" to look at and think other females are attractive.. Although he might have taken it too far when he said "the most beautiful girl in the world" but still cut the dude some slack. He thinks another woman is attractive other than his girlfriend, whoopy ******* doo. He isn't going to go after that girl when he has a girlfriend so just relax. He's probably just making a simple statement. Don't over think it and you should be fine OP
limabeans101029 21
I assume people are taking against what he said because he referred to the other girl as "the most beautiful". I'm totally fine with my boyfriend commenting on how attractive other women are but I have to admit I would feel quite sad if he referred to someone else as "the most beautiful girl in the world"
ncbb14 13
Hopefully it was someone famous
Xobubblyxo 23
Lol, what do you do to prepare? Take a deep breath, fix your hair, ready your smile ?
steam_engenius 21
Haha, I was wondering the same thing!
Ky8 12
Dump him
ProSwimmerFL 16
A.) the girl is honestly more attractive. B.) it was a joke C.) he is a total jerk D.) he might have accidentally picked the wrong picture. There are so many more possibilities but hey maybe he was hoping to make you made then make it up to you.
FML1000timesover 7
I hope it was kate upton