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By Armando - 24/05/2022 02:00

By Armando - 24/05/2022 02:00
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At least she had the decency to not speak with her mouth full.
He clearly had got bitten by a snake and she was sucking the poison out.
She was training for the Hot Dog Eating contest. The prize is $20,000!
If I was paid $2.00 every time I’ve heard a cheater say that I’d be a Millionaire, at least. I ride the bus and I frequently hear repeat offenders saying that line, along with babe, baby, hunny, snookums, sweetie, sweet pie, crumcake, Queenie, sweet cheeks, My Queen, Cleo, honey muffin, muffin, penguin, black widow (don’t ask), you’re my ginger, you’re my baby doll, pumpkin, you’re my everything.
Wow! Inflation!!! Back in the day, it was, "If I have a nickel..." (A US $0.05 coin), now it's $2.00!
"Unless you are the dumbest person to try mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, then YEAH, I guess it IS."
I’m so sorry. You deserve much better than that. I hope you find happiness.
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He clearly had got bitten by a snake and she was sucking the poison out.
Oof man :/ can’t imagine how you feel,