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By Armando - 24/05/2022 02:00

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Today, my now-ex fiancée actually took another man’s penis out of her mouth and had the audacity to shout, “Babe, it’s not what it looks like!” FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

He clearly had got bitten by a snake and she was sucking the poison out.

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leogs23 24

Oof man :/ can’t imagine how you feel,

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leogs23 24

Oof man :/ can’t imagine how you feel,

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ahabsfan 14

At least she had the decency to not speak with her mouth full.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

He clearly had got bitten by a snake and she was sucking the poison out.

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RichardPencil 30

She was training for the Hot Dog Eating contest. The prize is $20,000!

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J_Free_Woods 28

If I was paid $2.00 every time I’ve heard a cheater say that I’d be a Millionaire, at least. I ride the bus and I frequently hear repeat offenders saying that line, along with babe, baby, hunny, snookums, sweetie, sweet pie, crumcake, Queenie, sweet cheeks, My Queen, Cleo, honey muffin, muffin, penguin, black widow (don’t ask), you’re my ginger, you’re my baby doll, pumpkin, you’re my everything.

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RichardPencil 30

Wow! Inflation!!! Back in the day, it was, "If I have a nickel..." (A US $0.05 coin), now it's $2.00!

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JasonThorn 20

"Unless you are the dumbest person to try mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, then YEAH, I guess it IS."

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J_Free_Woods 28

I’m so sorry. You deserve much better than that. I hope you find happiness.

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