And a total noob.

Superbad reference=thumb up

The need to point out a Superbad reference = thumbs down

I almost got divorced for saying "I am Mcloving" repeatedly after that film.

Brake your self fo!

Superbad!!

Only if the police officer was just as crazy as them...then the world would be a messed up place...now I am rambling...I think i'll have bacon for dinner..seeyah FMLers!!

Just hope he isn't Officer Petty and that he doesn't make you Ben Dover.

especially if he has a real I.d. at that!

I take it your not too close to 18 yet...

He's probably 18-19, but wants to drink. The drinking age is 21, which seems silly enough to me that I can sympathize with those who use fake ID for buying booze. But those who get caught deserve it for idiocy.

I don't think that's the point. Now why would you have a fake one in the first place? OP deserves this regardless of his/her age.

To get alcohol, duh!

I never said it had anything to do with age. It has to do with choice. If OP is willing to get a fake ID knowing its illegal, OP has to be prepared for the consequences, good & bad.

Doubt it. smh.

35, tl;dr

75- In many cases, tl;dr basically means "I'm too lazy to be bothered with reading something longer than a tweet", but the direct translation is "too long, didn't read".

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Lol I was wondering why you'd have a bloody cat..

And a bloody catd, at that! They're much harder to come by

This is why you REREAD THE BLOODY COMMENT FIRST! :P

Only if you can before the cop gets to the window. If they see you have more than one, especially younger looking drivers, they'll want to see them all.