Germaphobe

By AFSDALK:AFSDQWE - 23/11/2013 18:33 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my boss made me cover for him by working two extra hours, because he had to rush home early to deal with an "emergency". The emergency was taking a shit, because he claims to have a phobia of doing them anywhere but at home. FML
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Frankly, I know how he feels, especially if he once accidentally clogged the toilet before his cute co worker went in afterwards... FML

It is not at all uncommon to feel uncomfortable using a public washroom. If I can avoid pooping in a place, where I have to sit for a while and have no idea who sat there before me.. not to mention the inconvenience of stinking up the place or even worse, making noises while there are other people around..

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It is not at all uncommon to feel uncomfortable using a public washroom. If I can avoid pooping in a place, where I have to sit for a while and have no idea who sat there before me.. not to mention the inconvenience of stinking up the place or even worse, making noises while there are other people around..

Really? If he does have a phobia of public bathroom usage then for him it was an emergency. I would never go #2 in public, gross. Also, him getting a high position in a company has nothing to do with this.

I've known so many people like this. It makes me wonder if he is one those people who gets completely naked just to shit, too. What a stinker he is though. I bet he didn't even really have to poo, probably just took two hours to himself.

not a lie. I'm the same way. if I really have to go I can sit down on a toilet at work or school and nothkng will happen even tho my stomach is about to explode.

my husband is the same way. He cannot use a public bathroom except to pee, and when he goes at home he has to take everything off including his wedding ring, and even has to move the bath mat. He can't have anything touching him at all.

I can understand the anxiety and apprehension of using a public toilet at the best of times, but wow 60, that's a whole new level of weird to me. I can't recall ever hearing about anything like that.

Frankly, I know how he feels, especially if he once accidentally clogged the toilet before his cute co worker went in afterwards... FML

I believe most places have separate washrooms for ladies and gentlemen

Perhaps he is sexually interested in people of the same gender. You never know.

Or it could have been a unisex bathroom..

Yes it was a unisex bathroom, the only one of two stalls in that small office block. Nope, not a I'm not gay but man or woman, it's embarrassing having someone run into the stall you had no choice but to take a dump in.

Yeah, I often don't care for using public bathrooms, because someone might've peed on the seat or the place smells like someone died...or worse. I once accidentally broke a toilet by putting the seat down too quickly - parts of the bowl broke off into the toilet. (I didn't even know that was possible!)

POWER POOP

Try and find a way to hide his keys next time, and once he's forced to use it, get back at him by making sure there is no TP in the work bathroom

That is, if you plan on getting fired.

Maybe he should be the one in charge of cleaning the work bathrooms. No more reason for him to have such a fear.

I'd still consider you a good employee for doing that. Not many people would give up two extra hours for their boss. Honestly I hate doing #2 anywhere but at home too so I feel his pain.

Phobias are irrational and people who don't have one don't understand the intense anxiety they feel. Try not to judge your boss too hard, OP! It was really nice of you to work extra hours.

#6- Same here. I understand.

That man needs some serious help. Did he ever leave his hometown? I guess no business trip for that guy.

There has to be a name for that phobia. A lot of people are deathly afraid of public washrooms. Me, I prefer them. Why stink up my own house when I can inflict that torture on unsuspecting strangers?

*There has. Edit no longer likes me.

Can't tell if bro rape....or a cat and dog messing around

Baustigt just likes it rough. That's why we had to muzzle him.

#8, It's people like you that I don't want to poo in public in the first place.

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

You won't be too upset, when you get some extra "emergency" pay OP! Hopefully your boss will appreciate your work!

I hope he pays you a little extra.