Dirty talk

By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
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Well, at least you know she hasn't done anything.

are you sure she wasn't just trying to play along?


Well, at least you know she hasn't done anything.

are you sure she wasn't just trying to play along?

arandomusernameaa 20

what would you answer with though? also the tone of voice probably hinted she thought she had done something wrong..

JMichael 25

She was very convincing apparently.

Your girlfriend HAS done something wrong!

I agree!!!!

hunteryager 18

There's a button for that!!!


Your girlfriend doesn't understand kinky sex

Thank you I never would guess that

LouisvilleLuke 10

Thanks for clearing that one up

Best. Girlfriend. Ever. Marry that girl!!

Appreciate her too!

We'll be a family... No matter what you say... I don't know, it just seemed appropriate. Or the song is just plain stuck in my head.

Not a reason to marry someone.

strawberrywine22 27

Explain it to her, and then you two can practice practice practice until she gets it right!

She's new to talking dirty... She'll get the hang of it.

So continue and tell her why she's been a "bad girl". If you're going to role play don't break character! :P

arandomusernameaa 20

But you have to think about that!

It's not what you say, it's how you say it. I role play quite a lot minus the "bad girl". Harsh words and playful spankings trigger my-- daddy issues. :'''(

TheDrifter 23

Naughty girls, playful spankings and Daddy issues is a whole other kink. Maybe I spend too much time on Tumblr.

yea why break character if you're role playing. maybe she was in character too

Did you looked real serious when you said that?

He probably looked really horny.

Interrogation time....