Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our daughter has actually been dating a decent guy, compared to the usual losers, and was going to meet his parents. My wife put her foot in it by repeating over and over again how important meeting the parents is. She psyched her out so bad, she cancelled meeting his parents and dumped him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Recently, her mother married a rich guy and they moved in together. Her stepfather pays for everything and she can now go to bars every weekend or travel. Now that she’s “had a taste of the good life” she thinks she can meet someone better. I’m working class. FML
Today, I admitted to my best friend that I was having second thoughts about getting married and was probably going to break up with him. Unfortunately, my fiance's daughter, who I absolutely adore, overheard the conversation and threw a huge screaming tantrum asking why I didn't want to be her mommy anymore. FML
Today, as if it wasn’t bad enough my dumbass daughter would seduce and hookup with my boyfriends throughout her teenage years, she’s now ruined her own marriage by sleeping with married men, and wants to move back in with me. FML
Today, I feel like I’ve failed as a parent. My brilliant college-bound daughter is throwing her life and future away to play “step-mama” with her scummy dropout boyfriend. The loser is 17 with three kids but my daughter is absolutely smitten. Neither my husband nor I can make her change her mind. FML
Today, my airheaded daughter actually thinks her rich businessman boyfriend, who is a whole 20 years older than her, loves her and only her, and will obviously marry her someday. No matter how badly he mistreats her, she won’t listen to me. Man does she have a major wake up call coming… FML
Today, my daughter came home in actual tears because a guy from college “dared”, yes “dared” to turn her down. She then went on a rant about how he “claimed to have a girlfriend” and “clearly doesn’t know how popular she is.” Clearly, I’ve raised a Mean Girl with a future as a 3-time divorcee. FML
Today, my fiancée's ex sent me screenshots of their conversation. In it, he told her how badly he’d wanted to marry her, what a great life he'd have given her, and what a huge mistake she'd made by letting him get away. My ring, our house even our pets should’ve been hers. Gee, thanks for settling. FML
Today, my son and his girlfriend cancelled their wedding and eloped because they were sick of my ex-wife being a Monster-in-law. The last straw was when she called the dress shop and tried to cancel the wedding dress because it “made her look like a slut.” Now I missed seeing my son get married. FML
Today, my daughter came to me crying because the boy she’s been rejecting for 8 months stopped asking her out, and is now dating someone else. Apparently she secretly liked him and is mad he gave up. That boy dodged a bullet, but I still have to put up with her crazy ass though. FML
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Chazzster 32
At least potentially, all experiences are “learning experiences” to those wise enough to do so. I hope that now former “Bridezilla” gets her act together and learns to deal more responsibility with life’s milestones. The wedding and party lasts only a few hours. Ideally the marriage lasts much much longer which makes the wedding itself much less important than how you deal with your shared life. I hope she learns from this to be less obsessive and learn how to get along with others. It’s better to have broken up before the wedding than after…
Charlie Given 28
Bridezilla's always suffer from entitlement syndrome time to get your daughter some therapy so she'll actually learn from her mistakes and not turn into a full-blown wild Karen.
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Chazzster 32
At least potentially, all experiences are “learning experiences” to those wise enough to do so. I hope that now former “Bridezilla” gets her act together and learns to deal more responsibility with life’s milestones. The wedding and party lasts only a few hours. Ideally the marriage lasts much much longer which makes the wedding itself much less important than how you deal with your shared life. I hope she learns from this to be less obsessive and learn how to get along with others. It’s better to have broken up before the wedding than after…
core01 30
Well, when we only celebrate women for getting married or popping out kids, then women go a little bat shit crazy when they're finally the ones getting celebrated. Help her celebrate real achievements instead, and stop glorifying marriage as some final prize she wins
Hangryko 32
YDI for letting her move back in.
RichardPencil 32
You get your kid back for a while. I envy you.
Charlie Given 28
Bridezilla's always suffer from entitlement syndrome time to get your daughter some therapy so she'll actually learn from her mistakes and not turn into a full-blown wild Karen.
tiptoppc 21
She’s already hit karen-level by turning into a bridezilla. Becoming a bridezilla isn’t a starting point down that path, it’s part of BEING a karen.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You don't have to let her stay with you, you know. She's obviously a grown adult, so she can get her own place. If she was that much of a Bridezilla, she sounds like a spoiled brat.