Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML
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PrincessCastiel
| 27
God gave you a receipt right?
But in all seriousness, I'm so sorry OP. That was a rude comment for her to make. You're perfect just the way you are :)
But in all seriousness, I'm so sorry OP. That was a rude comment for her to make. You're perfect just the way you are :)
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extrasnipes
| 22
No refunds allowed
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123amanda123
| 14
some people should learn to not open their mouths... sorry op! :(
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naarz
| 9
That's rude of her.....don't worry about it OP nobody's perfect but you will always be perfect for someone who likes you for you are
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False_Stupidity
| 41
No refunds #13?
Well damn.. I was about to declare that life is a lemon and I want my money back!
Well damn.. I was about to declare that life is a lemon and I want my money back!
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abu4u
| 26
Can you sue God?!
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Welshite
| 39
Don't let her bother you. I think natural imperfections are more attractive than fake plastic Barbie features.
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perdix
| 29
and having "Made In China" stamped in your crotch is an especially unattractive fake Barbie feature.
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cheshirecat13242
| 32
Both of you, shut up.. OP should sue God & that's final. ;-)
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Welshite
| 39
It's physically impossible for me to shut up. Anyone who knows me can tell you so. I have had springs surgically inserted into my jaw to help me with my talkathon, and as soon as I close my mouth it pops open again. Springs are useful like that.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
If you can't shut up... shut down.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Hey. I like my "made in china" tramp stamp.
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hahatofunny
| 20
Forget her. Don't let that get to you, we all have our flaws.
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minesbiggerr
| 25
Some of us with too many
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| 28
Show me a perfect human being and I'll show you Demon Spawn.
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Sports_guy3
| 28
Man, what's with all the FMLs related related noses?
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Nyx_fml
| 23
Don't look down your nose at them.
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hunts19ketchup
| 23
Don't turn your nose up at them either
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Slayerfan408
| 6
How rude. Who noes maybe she's just jealous.
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xnyletak
| 17
*knows
I'm sorry, I couldn't help it >.
I'm sorry, I couldn't help it >.
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minesbiggerr
| 25
I think he was trying to make a pun. " who nose" but he misspelt it
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carelessxdanger
| 9
ask who screwed up her personality. there is no cure for douche-baggery.
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ballplaya52
| 10
Jerks everywhere.
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Kiki242
| 19
I can't see any good reason behind making a comment like that.
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blcksocks
| 19
Tell her to stop being so nosy in others' business
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xnyletak
| 17
Lol I get it
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xnyletak
| 17
Tell her she should take the same advice for the doctor who made her tits lopsided.
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crazytwinsmom
| 25
Natural boobs may be lopsided too, not just fake ones.
But in all seriousness, I'm so sorry OP. That was a rude comment for her to make. You're perfect just the way you are :)