By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
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halcyon93 16

Why would he think he was the one bleeding out? If anything, you'd think he'd assume you were the one hurt.

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shaneroks 10

Are we all positive this is a straight couple? I didn't see a gender on this but couldn't the OP's boyfriend be the "catcher"? That may explain some things.

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otumboo 10

guess he never got the birds and bees talk

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Recoveryben 15

The fact that it seems that he's not old enough to understand or have learned that at some point, points to the fact that you probably didn't talk about it before it happened. It makes me wonder if you two were mentally mature enough to have sex in the first place.

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KandyLanter69 8

you guys are too young...

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ofmiceandmya 16

My friend lost her virginity to her boyfriend and when he saw blood he assumed it was because she was a "satan worshiper" of course after calming him down he came to his senses though.

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nitrog100 21

Contrary to popular belief, the hymen is not a barrier to be broken through. If you're doing it right, there shouldn't be any bleeding at all.

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Anikaaaaa 31

I was looking for this comment! Apparently, everyone here believes girls should bleed their first times. That's not true at all.

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jujuthefroggy_fml 16

If the circumstances of your first time are perfect, if you have the right morphology and if you are not nervous, you should not bleed. But as first times are not always perfect, bleeding may occure....

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idioticmess 15

and to think there are 12 years olds more educated about this than OPs boyfriend is...

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rivaraven 35

Oh my god, I'm a gay man and even I know, that girls are not supposed to bleed or get hurt, when it's their first time. If it hurts and they bleed, you are doing it WRONG! That means that you are not arousing her. And you straight men are proud of the fact that you didn't arouse your partner, that you hurt them and made them bleed? You ******* idiots. Take a sex ed class or two.

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GrinchFu1 27

Congratulations!!! You lost your virginity to a complete moron, lol!

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angrymexicanwee 8

Im sorry but your boyfriend is ******* retarded please do not have children with him

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