Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

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Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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Like a virgin

By JustSomeGuy - 30/07/2013 03:43 - United States - Bulverde

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Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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Absolute beginners

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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Raise the pressure

By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By nr1234 - 24/05/2011 04:27 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

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By firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Mood ruiner

By Sirah90 - 07/05/2013 07:29 - United States

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Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML

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Top comments

halcyon93 16

Friday 22 August 2014 5:11

Why would he think he was the one bleeding out? If anything, you'd think he'd assume you were the one hurt.

KristaAaronn 25

Friday 22 August 2014 5:12

I think he needs a sex ed class

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doglady 16

Sunday 31 August 2014 1:47

Sorry you lost your virginity to such a moron.

LRSandTJB412 8

Saturday 6 September 2014 17:24

And you couldn't wait until your period was over because...???

sk8erxx 1

Tuesday 21 October 2014 22:58

???

bahamit 18

Wednesday 24 September 2014 16:43

Clearly he is to A. Young B. immature C. In-educated D. All of the above To be having sex, and I'm guessing you fall into category a with him... But that's current society and nothing that can be done... Teens will have sex...

OleReliable 7

Saturday 27 September 2014 19:57

Then I think you must be too young to have sex

jousselinn 5

Wednesday 5 November 2014 12:30

Your boyfriend is an idiot

narla_hotep 9

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:34

Boys get so freaked out about blood haha.

Drosophila82 18

Friday 3 April 2015 6:13

Wow.... Are you sure he found the spot by himself!!!

isaac_newton 17

Thursday 23 April 2015 12:43

If he doesn't know that it's normal for YOU to bleed the first time then I don't think you guys are old enough to be having sex

Puppys_Doll 28

Thursday 30 April 2015 5:12

How young are you kids? jeez

fantasyworld 37

Monday 6 July 2015 15:29

How old are you two?

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