By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
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halcyon93 16

Why would he think he was the one bleeding out? If anything, you'd think he'd assume you were the one hurt.

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808andheartbreak 16

My god. I'm cringing...that must've been so uncomfortable.

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Philintheblankz 14

Don't just lie there like a starfish, OP. Call an ambulance! Your boyfriend is bleeding from his ******!

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ShowMeKay 20

Lol OP you should tell your boyfriend that he did the hymen maneuver.

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mufasaniqqa 13

******* dumbasses. you two are obviously too young.

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False_Stupidity 41

They could be old enough but uneducated in that department.

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limabeans101029 20

22- We don't know how old they are, they might just have not gotten a very good education on the subject. Also, how does this make OP a dumbass? Her boyfriend was the one who got it wrong

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newworldinc 8

Besides that fact that he's an idiot that's good it means he cares about you

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Phoebe18 14

How's it showing he cares about her? He things HE was bleeding out not the OP

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sarahmfighter 11

He thought HE was bleeding out...not her.

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Phoebe18 14

Took me long enough to realise my mistake. Thinks* not things. My apologies.

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ThePols 11

That's what you get when you lose your virginity at 13

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Luluthus 41

Funny, I don't see any age written in the FML?

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