Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
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cmdd 5
A reaction like that would suggest he is not ready to have sex.
Levi2411 41
Ah and the satanic waterfall strikes again.
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Comments (63)
Sk8brdmenace 17
Uhhhh... WHAT? Lol! That's f'ed up
worldclassrager 41
And how does that make that a relevant meaning?
cheshireau 26
Hahaha this happened to me when I was 16. It's not Gods work, it's the Uterus work
unholyswiss 19
You both are too immature to be having sex by the sounds of that.
Mr_Jah 9
That's why they call it the devils fountain.
DeadxManxWalking 27
and sex outside of wedlock wouldn't?
myabeth 11
Period sex is the best sex! :)
myabeth 11
Period sex is the best sex! :)
smartsamsam 13
He definitely need SEX EDUCATION !?
interesting33 37
Okay it sounds like the boyfriend is worrying about sex before marriage and therefore is not ready for sex. Just because he believes in hell does not make him immature, for the record, fear of hell and not being sure whether it is ok (in God's and the church's eyes) to have sex out of wedlock can be a big worry. And in terms of the period being a sign, a lot of christians think that little things happening are miracles or signs from God (e.g. finding something that was lost, someone providing help when they really needed it, healing bones, opening the Bible to the exact page you wanted it etc.) and sometimes people will see little things as a bad sign of God's displeasure (e.g. car not working or having a bad feeling) and if you are already scared that you might be sinning (especially sex before marriage as it is drilled into some people from a young age that it is a sin and it is a very conscious and definite act), then something like the period starting early could certainly be taken to mean a sign. I hope OP can support her bf and help him through this/respect his decision if he wants to wait until marriage. But if his beliefs begin to seriously interfere with his mental health and cross the border into extremism or mentla health problems then I would suggest getting him some help.