Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me only two weeks after he moved into my place, because his massive German shepherd keeps running scared from my cat. Apparently, I ruined his dog by letting my cat be dominant to him, and it’s all my fault his dog is a wuss. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for refusing to have anything to do with "our" pet snake. The same snake I told him not to buy for his son a few months ago, because I knew the kid would get bored with it and dump the responsibility onto us. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
Well obviously the dog means more to you than it does to him. It's your dog and he can't just take it from you. Hopefully he doesn't try stealing it from you.
GeneralCha 3
I don't see the problem here. Ignore him. He's no longer part of your life. Share a comforting tub of ice-cream with your dog.
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Comments (160)
gbengusoluks 3
Give the son a bitch a shove in his nuts!!!
LadyGore 12
Tell him that if thats the case then you get his computer and Xbox. Or you could go the alternate and painful route by kicking him in the balls and telling him to gtfo.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
42- Why don't you shut up now? I don't care what you think about dogs but stop being such an ignorant little prick about it.
hailezz349 5
Tell him awww hell no!! And if he keeps bothering you take that byatchh to court!
lonestarfox 0
Aww hell no,** and if..... Bitch**
blondecat 6
Bitch.
elseefo 5
You should get your dog to naw his balls off, then argue over who keeps his balls.
elseefo 5
*gnaw. :(
Hiimhaileypotter 53
42- Just because YOU think cats are the best doesn't mean everyone else does. I am a cat person myself, but I love dogs too. And everyone's entitled to their opinion. The world doesn't revolve around you.
KiddNYC1O 22
How old are you? Just curious.
Hellbound_Alleee 14
WTH? Did you two live together? Anyway, tell him to take a hike. Since it's your childhood dog, tell him it doesn't just belong to you, but to your family.
rivaraven 35
Um... tell him, that the dog isn't his and when he's not listening, just stop talking to him. He has no rights to get the dog.