Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
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Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me only two weeks after he moved into my place, because his massive German shepherd keeps running scared from my cat. Apparently, I ruined his dog by letting my cat be dominant to him, and it’s all my fault his dog is a wuss. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for refusing to have anything to do with "our" pet snake. The same snake I told him not to buy for his son a few months ago, because I knew the kid would get bored with it and dump the responsibility onto us. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
Well obviously the dog means more to you than it does to him. It's your dog and he can't just take it from you. Hopefully he doesn't try stealing it from you.
GeneralCha 3
I don't see the problem here. Ignore him. He's no longer part of your life. Share a comforting tub of ice-cream with your dog.
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Comments (160)
Slwnr 3
Tell him to shove it! Unless the dog was acquired while the two of you are together he has absolutely no right to even fathom asking for your dog.
krewer21 1
So the answer to the dog ownership is Mine! Get your own!
noisebox 1
He wants the dog but he won't be getting pussy-cat
SirEskimo 13
Plot twist: She's just turned 11
skyeyez9 25
Dating someone for 90 days, does not entitle him to anything of yours. He is just being a dick and knows he can't keep your dog. Just doing it to piss you off. Quit answering his questions and do Not respond to him anymore. To him any contact even if negative is what motivates him to keep it up.
abbynoelle 1
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
sammichbunny 3
He may roast your dog over his open fire,be careful.And if you can't decide who the dog goes to..I've always wanted a dog.
AerBear115 15
Your dog obviously. He can get his own damn dog
Calyx_fml 22
Then it's your dog.
taka3000000o 8
Ummm you guys were only dating its not like you were married and now getting a divorce and have to split up everything 50/50. Either way it's your dog **** him