Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
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Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me only two weeks after he moved into my place, because his massive German shepherd keeps running scared from my cat. Apparently, I ruined his dog by letting my cat be dominant to him, and it’s all my fault his dog is a wuss. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for refusing to have anything to do with "our" pet snake. The same snake I told him not to buy for his son a few months ago, because I knew the kid would get bored with it and dump the responsibility onto us. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
Well obviously the dog means more to you than it does to him. It's your dog and he can't just take it from you. Hopefully he doesn't try stealing it from you.
GeneralCha 3
I don't see the problem here. Ignore him. He's no longer part of your life. Share a comforting tub of ice-cream with your dog.
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Comments (160)
sweetmama88 6
Go and tell him to go out and buy himself a darn dog, and then kick him to the curb! He's just trying to piss you off .
Adam23414 0
He obviously just wants you to feel bad but it's your dog and you love him and you shouldn't let your ex do such a heartless thing.
noisebox 1
He's has to be a retard to say that given what you said.
doby199 6
It's ur dog
haggis12 6
4- may you burn in all nine circles of hell...
supersmeg12345 10
Grammar nazi. Chill the **** out
skyeyez9 25
Its your dog and you had him before you met that ass, so his argument is invalid. Change your locks asap just in case he tries to sneak in while you are gone and steal your dog.
skyeyez9 25
And I would be paranoid he wants your dog just so he can hurt him to get back at you.
Binkding 6
Are you 10 and 3 months?
Sandman366 6
Tell him the dog is his for $50 billion and visitation rights. (Minimum every weekend.) See how badly he really wants that dog.