Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
whatchagonnado
Victoria, Canada
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Anonymous
Stubborn
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Michelle
Richmond, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
litterbox_girl
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
mary
Boundaries please!
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
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flamegrilled123 3
you sound pissed
XxXPromiseXxX 0
hm we need a revenge plan
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Comments (261)
hrlz001 0
no pun intended?
chawrun 0
maybe your pissing him off
Hockeyboy4280 18
Whilst isn't real popular in America. I have discovered the word "whilst" in the past few months or so. We were told in 3rd grade that it's correct to use and not to use a comma before and. However me, being the better safe then sorry type, always put the comma before and. Seeing as how my 9th grade PRE AP teacher is FULL of trivial Language facts, she threw in that the British are the ones that excluded the extra comma. In essence, I didn't learn that was the British style until 9th grade. I learned the comma rule in 3rd grade.
TommyGirl15 0
hopefully I'm not the only one who put the bad pinky connection between pee and piss off.
X0lilmommax0 0
Put plastic wrapping on the toliet so it will bpunce off and hit him. I did it to my husband... He always peed on the seat too
cheer4ever96 8
aww
izzy001 0
put saran wrap over the toilet. next time he takes a piss he will be wearing most of it lol I used to do this to my little brother all the time ;)
sebya 0
Your bf is a dick, breakup with him now coz it just shows his immaturity and selfishness.
wriptidez 0
make him clean it with some cleaning wipes?
ZingZilla 8
super glue a plastic tube to his **** and balls raise the tubing and tape it to his mouth and then hang him upside down then see if the douche bag wants to piss.