Love: Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat... - FML

By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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flamegrilled123 3

Monday 30 May 2011 15:55

you sound pissed

XxXPromiseXxX 0

Monday 30 May 2011 15:54

hm we need a revenge plan

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KingD123 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:14

Better pissed off than pissed on.

Sparx1_1 16

Monday 30 May 2011 21:19

Wow you're an idiot if you are saying my boyfriend instead of "my ex-boyfriend". How can you ever pretend that someone who could do something that disgusting to you is even worth it?

JoeTheBow 8

Monday 30 May 2011 21:23

What color pee? :D

Uncle_Ben96 5

Monday 30 May 2011 21:26

hahaha that's punny!

kyylaaa1 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:27

it's called sarcasm guys.. :p

chipscolaman 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:34

literally ;)

sassyssg 1

Monday 30 May 2011 21:43

why do you stay with someone who intentionally tries to piss you off? this is immature and a deal breaker!

cayvayay97 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:47

hahaha nice

xliveluvlaughx 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:52

sounds like a man!!

ckjacques53198 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:57

win for him. lol

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