Today, I told my boyfriend of five months that it's time he stopped fighting for custody with his baby mama, and to start focusing more on my kids, whom he said he would take responsibility for. He responded by telling me to pack my things, saying we should all leave. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I finally cracked and told my boyfriend that if he didn't sign full custody of his evil, manipulative 3 year-old daughter to her mother, then I would leave. He picked me up and literally threw me outside his apartment, slamming the door in my face when I tried to run back inside. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he has to stop paying half of his baby mama's rent or I would leave. He laughed and said I could leave. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, I'd had enough of my ex-husband ignoring me and our son, so I threatened to take him to court for sole custody. He didn't even hang up the phone to his client, he just told me to go for it because our son isn't really that interesting anyway, not enough to fight to try keep him. FML
Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I asked my husband for a divorce. He said fine, as long as I got full custody of the kids. I did an actual double take; he didn’t want shared custody, he wanted me to take the kids, no arguments or negotiating, because he doesn’t want the kids anymore. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
Be honest with yourself, here. If he had told you to stop focussing on your own kids and concentrate on your stepkid instead, you would've been outraged too, right? There we go.
cuz803 46
You definitely deserved that one. You displayed callous and selfish behavior. I would've done the same thing if an asshole told me to abandon my biological children. You don't deserve him one bit.
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Comments (14)
cuz803 46
You definitely deserved that one. You displayed callous and selfish behavior. I would've done the same thing if an asshole told me to abandon my biological children. You don't deserve him one bit.
gymgirl93 11
You deserved it! To think you’re more important than someone else’s children! Actually laughable 🤣
Anderling 33
Be honest with yourself, here. If he had told you to stop focussing on your own kids and concentrate on your stepkid instead, you would've been outraged too, right? There we go.
L0life29 6
Bitch
RichardPencil 32
Glad all you *****-bags found each other and are cranking out a whole new generation of ****-ups. Therapists and the private prison industry thank you in advance.
L0life29 6
Do not reproduce ever again
poopface82 25
Lemme get this straight. You have been with this guy for all of five months and you’re telling him to cut his kids loose to focus on your kids? That’s some trifling shit right there. You NEVER make a parent get rid of their kids if they’re of an age that they should be living at home. I’d ask if you’re my ex-wife, but her new BD was dumb enough to do what she said when she told him to get rid of his kids with his ex.
CJMajor86 9
What the hell did you think was going to happen? Honestly! You deserved the outcome.
HouseOfM 8
5 months damn. You have barely been there for a cup of coffee and expect to move in? You deserve it.
Crowned Sataness 12
wtf 🤣 you just keep breeding and you expected him to cut off his own child for yours 🤣 that's not how this works sweetheart. yours will never be more important than the bio children. make better decisions and stop popping out child support babies