Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML
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Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my coworker threw a bitch fit about not getting a promotion she'd applied for. My other coworker had got it, so after her fit, management worked something out: they gave the promotion to her, and the coworker that originally had it was given a promotion that I'd been promised for months. Now I have none. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
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Top comments
Coland 19
Why are you getting mad at him for not giving you the promotion it's his job to see who would do the job best and you obviously don't deserve it if you are calling him a "nazi b*tch"
mom_of_5 10
Bet you did Nazi that coming! Bad pun...but seriously, very unprofessional. Personal feelings should be separated from business. It creates nothing but tension and trouble.
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Comments (56)
hitchhikerryder 20
well, I did Nazi that coming...good luck and hope you get that promotion in the future!
JMichael 25
It seems you have failed the internet. I'm truly sorry.
Cads1 24
So do you still have a job?
xluciferx666 21
I'm guess maybe but with no promotion and becoming the boss's personal bitch for awhile
One_Way 43
Nazi bitch, at that.
Bad_luck_duck 6
YDI for saying that about your boss. I understand you got upset but that was a selfish and childish decision to say that because you didn't get what you wanted
xluciferx666 21
You kinda deserve it for flying off the handle like that while still at work I mean I understand being mad. But at least wait until your not at work where your boss can't accidentally overhear you before calling him a "nazi bitch"
HighasaCloud 46
Something tells me that he only said he was testing you to make you feel bad and regret insulting him.
qdawg06 23
I guess it does pay, literally, to always be gracious.
Abhinow 7
did u 'hail boss' upon seeing him?
jacjax 10
never talk shit in your work area it always gets back to the person!
snazzymcwho 21
You obviously aren't mature enough to handle the promotion. YDI Learn to deal, OP.
KneeJerker 24
If you're talking crap about your boss behind their back, I'm pretty sure they will find out soon enough. Sorry OP, I have to vote both YDI and FYL. FYL cuz your boss would do that and give you reasons of being mad at them for not giving you a promotion, but YDI because you still work for him. Co-workers do not always keep their mouths shut anyways, but that's just a jerk move to trash talk them behind their back.